You Know, I Think The Further We Get Into The Future The Less I Understand

Me whenever US politics gets too upsetting: I think it is time to reread Red White and Royal Blue

If I am thinking about literally anything, but get distracted or sidetracked and forget the Thought, I am completely incapable of moving on or doing anything until I Find the Thought

I don't know why. It's like there's a little thorn in my brain, because I Know I wasn't able to finish the Thought, so the mind thorn will not cease to pester me

It grows larger with each passing moment until I am able to Recall the Thought by backtracking everything I was thinking

I am a slave to the Mind Thorn

every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell

I am but a a simple person.

I lay on my bed, eating oyster crackers, playing my silly little dragon game, listening to Welcome to Night Vale

Work today: balancing caution tape on my head and aggressively sniffing trees

Sometimes YouTube recommends me something I give so few fucks about that it actually offends me

I love the epic cast so much

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

Me and some coworkers one day, talking about getting maimed and amputated on the job: hey you know that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean when Barbosa detaches his prosthetic leg to drink out of

Us: haha that would be cool, we could have a peg leg like that too!

One of the guys: wait, keg leg!

Everyone: OMG KEG LEG

I desperately need to breakdown into another woman’s arms who will pepper me in kisses and hug me the entire time.

You know what needs to stop? Premium subscriptions

I ALREADY HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION, I PAY FOR AN ACCOUNT

GIVE ME THE ACCESS

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

Premium subscriptions are Bullshit and entirely exist because of greed and I Hate It