My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-

My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-
My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-
My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-
My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-
My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-
My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-
My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-
My Jokes Are Funny I Swear-

My jokes are funny i swear-

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4 years ago
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.
Red Means Stop.

Red means stop.

This is part of the OMORI Guardian Angel AU. Please check the other parts through the tag! Updates daily for now!


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7 years ago

Pls

This Is The Free Card Pack Of Good Luck. Reblog For A Good Card In Your Next Free Pack

this is the free card pack of good luck. reblog for a good card in your next free pack

3 years ago

OMORI Guardian Angel Dreams - The Dark of Many Names

An OMORI Crossover AU Fic

Chapter 3 - Into the Fire

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"I don't know if everything here is a knock-off or everything in Faraway is. I don't recognize any of these."

Aubrey grumpily compares two brands of colored paper side-by-side, while Sunny looks out the window of the small mart the two are in.

"Just choose one and go," Sunny spoke, "it's late out and I don't want anyone we know to see-"

"O- oh! You're Sunny right?"

OMORI Guardian Angel Dreams - The Dark Of Many Names

Sunny did a quick nod.

"...and you're the deer girl from the housewarming party right?" Aubrey questioned back, recalling when she first arrived in Monstertown.

"Y-yup! That's me!" Noelle responded bashfully. "W-what are you doing out at this time?"

"Uh..."

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"SUNNY THEY'RE PLAYING PET ROCK RUMBLE 5 OVER HERE!"

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"I..  could ask the same thing to you!" Sunny replied with whatever wavering confidence he had left.

"Oh just getting some s-supplies! I uh, lost track of time today..." Noelle explained, her eyes darting away from Sunny's.

Sunny remembers Noelle's voice from earlier in the morning.

"You mean from what you asked Kris to do?"

Noelle's eyes widened from Sunny's unintentional eavesdropping.

"U-uh yes! Just our study groups studying together! Yup! Studying! That's what groups do!!! H-how is Kris anyway!?"

"They're... fine?" Aubrey spoke up seeing Noelle's rising volume spooking Sunny. "We saw them walking to their apartment with Susie when we went out."

Noelle blushes at the thought of Susie-

"O-Oh! I s-see. Is S-Susie staying over?"

"Probably, at least for a while," Aubrey thinks, "Knowing Ms. Toriel she probably convinced Susie to help make pie or something."

"I'm still recovering from all the sugar you put in the last ONE-" Sunny got out before getting a jab in the shoulder.

"LET'S," Aubrey says with a annoyed forced smile, "take this somewhere else!"

Noelle shyly complies with Aubrey's hinting as she goes along with the two to the reception area. There they find in front of the counter a tall lady with a red ponytail on the phone.

"Undyne!" Sunny cheerfully realized as he waves for her attention. The boy's greeting goes unnotices as Undyne is taking in what she hears on the phone.

"Uh miss your holding the line..." the monster behind the counter spoke, it to not budging the big fish lady.

"Undyne...?" Sunny says again, concern dawning on the three teens.

"I'll be there," Undyne finally said in a calm but firm voice, as she turned off and tucked her phone. She looks behind her towards the worried trio with a serious expression she hasn't worn since the seventh human fell to the underground.

"There's trouble at the MTT Complex."

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"Um, I don't think we paid for this yet!" Sunny says hugging the brand of colored paper he got while being held by Undyne's right arm.

"YOU'RE EXCUSED DUE TO PRESSING EMERGENCY!" Undyne spat out as she ran as fast as her legs could muster.

"How the hell did some lunatic manage to pass the security and slash all over the hallway!? I thought this was a super important hotspot or whatever!" Aubrey ranted while held in Undyne's other arm.

"M-maybe it's just some angry rats?! That would be cute right?!" Noelle tries to reason while clinging on Undyne's back, not believing her own words trying to calm her.

"Look, whatever it is," Undyne says stoicly, "If it could be a threat we have to go there as soon as-

*bwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!*

OMORI Guardian Angel Dreams - The Dark Of Many Names
OMORI Guardian Angel Dreams - The Dark Of Many Names

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"Dammit dammit DAMMIT!" Undyne curses as she rushed up the stairs faster then the elevators ever could.

"Kris..." Sunny worries out loud with a expression of mixed stress and worry. Aubrey and Noelle mirror his expression.

As they reach their desired floor, Undyne drops the teens as they all dash toward the Dreemurr's door. They are met with the surrounding walls and carpet torn with multiple slash marks, and the door left slightly opened.

"OKAY," Undyne roars as she grabs the door, "WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE IF YOU EVEN LAY A FINGER ON-"

Undyne throws the door open only to be met by the entrance clouded in an ominous darkness. The four step back as the darkness seems to consume all the light in the scarred hallway.

"...What the hell?" Aubrey speaks up, breaking the silence with eyes widened to their limit. As they stare in disbelief of the darkened door, one of them inches towards still with the same expression.

"N-Noelle?" Sunny muttered as the deer girl moves ever closer.

"T-this..." Noelle starts realizing, "This is just like..." She stops talking as she raised her arm towards the dark.

Suddenly, a flare of shadows bursts out the door, engulfing Noelle's hand and dragging her into the void. Noelle let out a gasp, as her descent was quickly stopped by the arm of Undyne.

"Undyne!" Sunny yells as he grabs Undyne's other arm and pulls with all his slightly nourished strength.

"Sunny don't-!" Aubrey shrieked as she grabs on to Sunny's shoulders, giving her own strength.

The darkness lets out a pulse, as the void overcomes the power of the combined four and drags all of them down to its darkness.

OMORI Guardian Angel Dreams - The Dark Of Many Names

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Sunny struggles trying to open his eyes. He find himself staring the gray floor beneath him, surrounded by an endless darkness.

His gaze meets his lap. His brown shorts have changed to a black and white striped shorts, ones he's all too familiar with. What he wasn't familiar was the purple cloak that covered the black tank top he was usually accustomed to, along with what felt like a baggy hat on his head.

"What the..."

"Sunny..."

Sunny flinches as the familiar phrase passes through him. He looked at the source of the voice as his eyes are met with bright cyan ones. Surrounding them was a distressed face of a girl, dressed in a ranger get-up colored black and yellow, complete with a pink hood resembling a bunny.

OMORI Guardian Angel Dreams - The Dark Of Many Names

"Where the FUCK are we!?"

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Things are heating up!

Ao3 link later!


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1 year ago
"Dang nabbit Frisk, where in tarnation are we!?"

Uh oh! Some BOZO decided to play UNDERTALE and UNDERTALE YELLOW at the same time (Both games FUN value was 66) and now the timeline is F*CKED (By about one year; It wasn't that long till Frisk came along)

This is the Guide to UNDERTALE ROM LEAK, mostly a frame of reference for me and you regarding this AU born from a doodle and a dream. Those who just want to see the art with no context, feel free to click the top pic and swipe down or something.

"Don't be alarmed, I am honestly as confused you."

A Tale of 2.5 Souls

Seems like whatever the reason Frisk went to the mountain, they ended up tailing Clover, where the game begins. Control between the 2 fallen children is split, meaning that both Frisk and Clover are free to express their quirks and personalities more.

Adding to that, NarraChara is also here, being visible to Frisk, Clover, AND the player due to more determination in the area. Frisk still has higher DT than Clover, so they're in charge of LOADing and SAVEing as well as playing leader.

"Dalv, won't you join us for dinner?"
"I-if you don't mind..."

Prepare For Trouble, Make It Double!

Now obviously the timeline can't really be UT or UTY if all major events need to be dealt with. The universe's solution? Now every Major Character (and perhaps minor ones) are paired up with their cross game counterparts. While encounters for each monster can be seperate, eventually they will cross paths with eachother and the fallen humans.

With each section of the Underground now longer with even paired area newly connected (More on how that works later), it'd feel like even 2 player characters can't make it easy. Fortunately for a certain route, you may get some help...

"The name's Kanako Ketsukane! The sight of two humans together is so rare that I had to come and see!"

Kanako

To fill a void for a Certain Short Scientist, seems fate pulled a few strings, and brought a new friend back from near-death! If you don't kill any monsters during RUINS, Kanako will sense your pure hearts and join the party, acting as the Ralsei to this Diet Fun Gang.

With healing and shield magic, she'll make your journey a lot more manageble, at the cost of not being able to kill any monsters all the way until Asgore (She will still allow you to spare monsters by lowering health but if she senses a chance to kill she will block the attack and scold you for it.)

Being a much more attentive protector than the Skeleton, she'll accompany Frisk and Clover through the emotional highs and lows of their journey, and perhaps maybe...

"W-what is this feeling? Why am I... shaking?"

You'll find out the true reason she's helping you.

"You two will pay for dragging that girl into doing your dirty work! NGAAAH!"
"No hard feelins', you three."

Stronger Monsters

For the characters of the 2 timelines being destined to meet, it is also true that destiny will point into blocking your path. For the Major Battles at least, you'll have to fight both of them at the end of each paired areas. An example being meeting North Star in Wild East only for Starlo's betrayal being calling Undyne to hunt you during Waterfall.

Expect combo attacks, fused soul modes, and complex strategies when facing the duel bosses. Some might even compromise Kanako from assisting. No fight has the same solution as the UT and UTY fights (except maybe Papyrus and Martlet), so be prepared and stay determined!

So have fun while you can, won't you? It's not likely you will get these games together again. You wouldn't waste this once-in-a-while experience just to do something you'll regret.

You wouldn't waste it just to see what happens...

...right?...

...

"...IT SEEMS I CANNOT AFFORD TO HOLD BACK. I'M SORRY, HUMANS, I CANNOT AFFORD YOU TO PROCEED FURTHER."
"*Dramatic Irony."
"*Double Time."

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4 years ago
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day!

Happy Mothers Day!

Bonus:

Happy Mothers Day!

This is part of the OMORI Guardian Angel AU. Please check the other parts through the tag!


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2 years ago
I Realize I Never Showed Any Color Refs At All For The AU, So Here’s The Basic Refs For The Living
I Realize I Never Showed Any Color Refs At All For The AU, So Here’s The Basic Refs For The Living
I Realize I Never Showed Any Color Refs At All For The AU, So Here’s The Basic Refs For The Living
I Realize I Never Showed Any Color Refs At All For The AU, So Here’s The Basic Refs For The Living

I realize I never showed any color refs at all for the AU, so here’s the basic refs for the Living Goons for now.


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7 years ago
“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN
“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN
“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN
“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN
“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN
“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN
“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN

“FEELINGS LIKE… GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO FIGHT EVIL. KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE LOUDER THAN YOU. HOLDING STUFF WITHOUT FINGERS.”

Who’s the Cat Girl?: https://enchantedshinyeevee.deviantart.com/


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7 years ago

HEY IF YOU POST STUFF ABOUT TOMODACHI LIFE OR MIITOPIA YOU SHOULD REBLOG OR LIKE THIS POST SO I CAN FOLLOW YOU! 

1 year ago
Today Marks The 3rd Year Anniversary Of Guardian Angel! Couldn't Make A Comic In Time Because Of ROM

Today marks the 3rd Year Anniversary of Guardian Angel! Couldn't make a comic in time because of ROM Leak so have this quick doodle!

Speaking of ROM Leak, hello new followers! Here's a teaser for the next thing:

Today Marks The 3rd Year Anniversary Of Guardian Angel! Couldn't Make A Comic In Time Because Of ROM

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4 years ago

When we gonna see the "red light" form of monoko?

When I learn how to draw it.


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