Fuck I Love Them. Fuck I’m Tired.

Mommy, sorry, Mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤

Princess Dís, second in line to the throne of Durin and heir to the fallen kingdoms of Erebor and Khazad-dûm.

Day 22 - Gender

"It's obvious enough," Dis said with a raised eyebrow. "Though I'm not sure why you care."

"I..." Bilbo sat back, nonplussed. "Well, I don't want to offend anyone, surely that's clear enough. In the Shire..." Dis' bark of laughter cut him off.

"You aren't in the Shire, my soon-to-be Lord Consort," she snorted. "And you'll annoy far more people trying to figure out what's in their pants than not in a dwarven kingdom, not that it's any big secret. Look," she sighed, "if you use 'he' for everyone, it's fine; Khuzdul doesn't have all that nonsense that Sindarin and the Southron tongues do where words shift around, so that's how we use Westron as well. There's two 'genders' here, as you call it; dwarf and non-dwarf." She grinned. "Though you yourself are a bit of a crossed category on the last one, mind."

A silly little comic I made.

Take it any way you like :)

*clearing throat*

i've seen some people (mostly on tiktok) talk about how the movies "aged down thorin". but honestly, i for one am so grateful to whoever casted RA and decided thorin has black hair and blue eyes, because it opened up the doors to us having fics with "frodo looks a lot like thorin" tropes or stories where he is frodo's actual biological father and i happily gobble those fics up

Agh he is my heart

he’s just really special to me

The fact that when bitch ass bitch Azog killed Thrór he branded his name on his head means that that absolute sun stricken snot cough can write.. who caught him to write? And why!? Specifically so he could do hair like that? Does he know how to write other things? Does he sit does at his little orc writing desk and pen letters to his boss? What a loser.

Have you ever tried to pick up a feral kitten? I’ve seen what happens to peoples hands, arms and faces. I imagine it’s very similar to what would happen if you tried to pick this little shite up

He looks like a little kitty. 🤏

Just handed in my first paper for the year. Pretty sure I’ve failed it. Thoughts and prayers 😭

Can i reblog this 7 trillion times? This is the cutestestest thing ever. (No composure. I just woke up)

More family shenanigans...

I am admittedly, not good at drawing people.,

I can how ever draw the hell out of a dragon. Or.. a drake in this case? Agh semantics, they all breath fire and eat naughty children aye? (Or at least that’s what I tell my niece)