This So Wholesome!

I love this so much!!!

Character Tropes: Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

“Friends, we’ll paint any ceiling for just $29.95. Riiiight! How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we get through, you’ll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you’ll have nothing in your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings and ONLY ceilings! We don’t paint floors ‘cause they’re beneath us.“

Kurogiri is a mom

*Kurogiri and Giran sitting at the bar*

Giran: So, how’s it been with all of the new recruits?

Kurogiri: Busy, to say the least.

Giran: Yeah, I guess it would be when they’re all coming up with strategies-

Shigaraki, running into the room with Dabi chasing him: Mom, make Dabi leave me alone!

Dabi: I didn’t even do anything! He’s the one who you should be mad at!

Kurogiri: What was it this time?

Shigaraki: He picked his nose and now he’s trying to rub it on me!

Dabi: Not true!

Kurogiri: Dabi, I told you to stop doing that, so stop it or you’re grounded.

Mustard, storming into the room: Mom, Toga won’t get out of the bathroom! I need to shit and she knows that but she’s still in there!

Toga from the washroom: I’m brushing my teeth, you pest!

Mustard: For an hour!?

Kurogiri: Toga, just brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.

Toga: I need the mirror!

Mustard: Go find one! I need the fucking toilet or I’m literally going to shit myself!

Toga: Just go outside!

Kurogiri: Just do what you’re told, Toga.

Mr. Compress from the door: Hey, Mom, is it cool if me and Muscular go kill people?

Kurogiri, pinching the bridge of his nose: No, we’re laying low for a while.

Mr. Compress: Please? We’ll be quick and-

Kurogiri: I said no and that means no!

Twice: Mom, Moonfish ate a dude outside! I actually murdered him myself.

Kurogiri, inhaling deeply and massaging his temples: Twice, just go sit down.

Twice: What, why? I hate you!

Magne, strolling in sweetly: Mom, can we get candy? Spinner reminded me I haven’t had candy in forever so now I want it.

Kurogiri, pouring himself a drink: No, go eat something else we already have.

Magne: But, Mom-

Kurogiri: I’ll make you some grilled cheese in a little while, okay?

Magne: Okay!

The rest of the villains: I want grilled cheese!

Kurogiri: Be good and you’ll get it!

Kurogiri, turning back to Giran and downing the shot: So as I was saying, it’s been pretty busy around here.

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

Someone: …“The Beatles”

Me:

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Drawing #1

Please don't hate on the colouring and tracing job, I'm not great at either. Same with the tails for being too small and the whiskers for not being symmetrical. Regardless, this genius is still perfect! And according to his calculations, so are you!

Please don't post this without credit!

I’m just gonna leave this here

Teenage Jyle Headcanons

- Kyle is a TOP and you can fight me on that

- Kyle asked Jimmy out to go see a movie and they were originally going to see a romantic movie because Kyle wanted to make a good impression on the first date but then Jimmy wanted to see an adult comedy so they went there instead and broke the ice.

- Jimmy is a short boi and his disability doesn't help that at all so he's almost a head shorter than Kyle and Kyle loves it

- Kyle blushes easily and due to his pale skin, it's way more obvious. This was definitely more of a problem before they were dating and when they first started as every little thing that Jimmy did made him blush. Especially smiling.

- The further they got in their relationship the more Jimmy would tease him about it

- Kyle never used to like braces on people, thinking that it made them look strange, but when he first saw Jimmy, that opinion ctrl alt deleted itself

- Kyle is the first person Jimmy has ever danced with. Like slow danced with. (Because obviously he's danced around a little bit with Timmy. Come on now. Imagine a happy Jimmy moving about as Timmy bounces in his wheelchair)

- The first time it happened was at a school dance. Kyle asked him to dance, but just as Jimmy was trying to let him down easy with the fact that he couldn't due to his legs and crutches, Kyle got him out of the crutches and picked him up and placed his feet on his own and held him close to support him.

- Due to using crutches and supporting his weight all the time, Jimmy has incredible upper-body strength.

- When they danced, Jimmy shocked the hell out of Kyle with it when he used Kyle's shoulders to lift him high enough to kiss him.

- Jimmy steals wears Kyle's hat and it bothers Kyle so much. But whenever he tries to take it back he can't because he likes seeing Jimmy wearing his stuff.

- Whenever it's really cold, Jimmy will open Kyle's jacket and snuggle in to get some of his body heat.

- Kyle secretly gushes to Kenny about Jimmy because he's the only one who will stand his blabbing.

- When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny tease Kyle for being hella gay, Jimmy joins in before giggling a lot from Kyle's reaction.

- Cartman has a new level of respect for Jimmy because of it

- Jimmy will defend Kyle from anyone if he thinks things are going to far, which embarrasses Kyle but he's grateful

- Jimmy has influenced Kyle to become more optimistic and is his calm space

- Kyle always goes to Jimmy's shows to support him and has yet to miss one. He cheers louder than anyone

- Kyle will fuck up anyone who tries to hurt Jimmy's feelings or judges him for being crippled or having a stutter, despite neither thing really affecting him

- They like PDA but don't go overboard with it because they don't want to make others uncomfortable. But they hug and kiss and hold hands

- Kyle always gets the door for Jimmy and carries him up stairs if the need be

- When they're walking, Jimmy felt bad for not being able to hold hands but Kyle linked arms with Jimmy instead and now that's how they roll

- Kyle has no problem waiting for Jimmy to finish a sentence and never interrupts him or tries to guess what he's saying and Jimmy is grateful for that.

- Neither gang has a problem with them dating and are really supportive and don't mind the other hanging out with them.

- They've gone on a few double dates with Craig and Tweek, where Craig and Kyle rant to each other about their lovers as Jimmy and Tweek talk about something completely unrelated.

- "Dude, I know what he's like. He's in my gang." - Craig

- "Yeah but does he (insert rant about cute/romantic/sexual things that Jimmy does)" - Kyle

- "...no. No he doesn't- why would he give me that look. Friends don't do that."

- They team up when they're super heroes and they tie Human Kite to FastPass to get him places faster, scaring the shit out of Human Kite.

- Kyle sleeps over at Jimmy's all the time and cuddles him while they sleep. He also leaves his shirt there for Jimmy to wear when he's lonely. Jimmy gave him a stuffed bear to hold whenever he was lonely, too.

- Jimmy told Kyle that whenever they get married, he didn't care how small/big the wedding was or who was a part of it or who showed up as long as Timmy was there as his best man.

- Neither will deny being gay or in a relationship with the other because they don't see it as something to be ashamed of.

- Both of their parents were originally against the idea of them being gay but once they saw just how happy they were and that they weren't going to end it, they became drastically more accepting.

Complicated

Tweek, visibly upset:

Token: Hey, what’s wrong?

Tweek: I miss Craig.

Token: Why don’t you call him?

Tweek: Because we’re fighting.

Token: Why are you fighting?

Tweek: Lack of communication.

Token: So, talk to him.

Tweek: No, he doesn’t call me first anymore, so I’m waiting until he does.

Token: Oh, okay.

*Tweek’s phone starts ringing*

Token: Look, it’s Craig-

Tweek: *declines call*

Token: Why did you do that!? He was calling you! Isn’t that what you wanted??

Tweek: I’m not ready to talk to him yet.

Token:

Token: WHAT!?

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.