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Teacher Slumber Party at UA - featuring Best Jeanist

All Might: Hey, Best Jeanist, we’re gonna play truth or dare, you should play with us!

Best Jeanist: No.

Present Mic: Aw, why not? You haven’t played in forever!

Best Jeanist: That’s because someone always dares me to wear something other than jeans.

Midnight: We just want you to be comfortable. Let loose and be wild! 

Best Jeanist: I am comfortable. Thank you for the concern, once again,

Snipe: Of course but you don’t need to wear jeans just because it’s in your hero name. You’re allowed to change, you know.

Best Jeanist: If I wasn’t okay with wearing jeans, I wouldn’t wear them aLL THE T I M E .

Gang Orca: BUT THE FABRIC IS TOO ROUGH, IT COULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN!

Best Jeanist: MY SKIN’S FINE, YOU’RE THE ONLY THINGS IRRITATING ME!

Cementoss: We mean no offense, we just think it’s gotten out of hand, is all.

Best Jeanist, clad in his jajamas and jlippers, wrapped in his jlanket: Why?

The others:

Best Jeanist:

Aizawa: Let’s just play a different game.

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.

Clintasha

Clint x Natasha is literally the only ship I have where I really want them to be together but at the same time, it wouldn't bother me too much if they didn't end up with each other. Of course it still would because I think they would make an amazing, understanding, and badass couple, yet I still love the idea of them being best friends because of Clint naming his kid after her as well as them being a man and a woman who are extremely close friends, yet platonic. I don't know why but I really like that.

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

I love Mighty the Armadillo so much

Reblog if you love Mighty the Armadillo so much

This is in no particular order and I didn’t know how many to put lol

1. Spinner

2. Bakugo

3. Endeavor

4. Dabi

5. Miruko

6. Mount Lady

MHA opinions!

I was just wondering if by chapter 298, anyone started liking characters that maybe they didn’t like before? (even if you just like this character more now!)

Here are my three in no particular order:

1. Spinner

2. Miruko

3. Muscular

Kuroo: I'm going on an adventure with Bo for the weekend. You gonna be okay without me here?

Kenma, not looking up from his DS: Are you kidding? I'm gonna be even better with you gone. That means non-stop gaming!

Kuroo: Just remember to eat, you crackhead.

*the next day*

Kenma, exaggeratingly loud to no one whatsoever: Man, I've been playing this game for like six whole hours! Sure is great to be able to play for another ten without someone to stop me!

Akaashi, walking in Kenma's room: You miss him, don't you?

Kenma: What? I don't care that he's gone. It's better this way. As I said, no one can stop me.

Akaashi, sighing: It's time to eat, Kenma.

Kenma, crying: That's what Kuroo would say!

Akaashi: So you do?

Kenma: *nods*

Akaashi, also crying: Okay, good 'cause I'm missing Bokuto like crazy but I can't let anyone else on my team know! Can I stay here with you and we can eat ice cream and talk about them???

Kenma, already moving over to make more room: Fuck yeah!

Bonus:

*on Monday*

Bokuto and Kuroo: We’re back!

Akaashi and Kenma, smiling wide and dancing around happily in Kenma’s room: Ew! Why couldn’t this weekend last any longer!?

*Deku and Bakugou forced to clean the dorms*

Deku, mumble singing: Hmm, but you didn’t have to-

Bakugou: DEKU DON’T

Sero, runs in: CUT ME OFF!

Kirishima, screams from kitchen: MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPEND-

Mina, runs slides in: AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING

Kaminari, rolls from under the couch: AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE!

Jirou, from couch: But you treat me like a stranger-

Todoroki, walking in randomly and confused: And that feels so rough?

All of them: NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW!

Bakugou: WTF DEKU, I TOLD YOU N- Aaaaand you’re not listening

Deku, joining in the others: HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND CHANGE YOUR NUMBER!!

Tsukki is soft for Yamaguchi

Hinata: Hey, Tsukishima! 

Tsukishima: What do you want?

Hinata: We’re going out for lunch, did you wanna come? It’ll only be us first years there. Even Yachi’s coming!

Tsukishima: Ew. Hell no.

Kageyama: You don’t need to be a dick, he was being nice. I didn’t even want to invite you-

Tsukishima: Well, I don’t even want to go so that works.

Yamaguchi, sadly: Wait, Tsukki, you’re not coming? Did you want me to stay here with you instead? I don’t mind.

Tsukishima, sighing: Fuck, fine. I’ll come.

Yamaguchi: :D

Tsukishima, once no one is looking: :)

IF THIS ISN'T THE BEST AND PUREST THING EVER

Yakko: *excitedly* How’s the best brother in the world doing?

Wakko: I don’t know, how’re you doing?

Yakko: *voice cracking* I-I’m fine