Gi-hun: So, You're A Cop, Huh? I Always Had A Thing For Men In Uniform… Especially Ones Who Look Like

Kunikida therapy part-2

He isn't dead. No worries.

Honestly I think we should be lucky that Verlaine is still alive and not getting ruined by yk like everyone be dying and Verlaine just chilling with Q I can't imagine Verlaine getting the fisheyes :(

And yk he's just waiting for his ⭐ moment ⭐

Gi-hun: (Trying to teach Sang-woo how to relax) Okay, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beautiful beach. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping at the shore...

Sang-woo: (Eyes still closed, but tense) And there's probably a guy there trying to scam me with a timeshare. I need to calculate the present value of the offer and determine if it's worth the risk. Is the beach in international waters? What are the tax implications of off-shore holdings?

Gi-hun: (Sighs) Maybe try a different beach.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I need your help. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Gi-hun: (Immediately alarmed) What? Did you…did you get involved in something illegal again? Did you bankrupt another company? Steal from your mother again?!

Sang-woo: (Sighs) I bought a plant. And I don’t know how to take care of it.

Gi-hun: (Blinks) ...You’re telling me that this is the life-altering crisis that requires Gi-hun's aid?

Gi-hun: You know, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if things had been different. If we hadn't ended up where we are.

Sang-woo: Probably the same thing. You'd be borrowing money from me, and I'd be regretting every financial decision I've ever made. The only difference is maybe we'd be arguing in a nicer apartment.

Gi-hun: Hey! I paid you back! …Mostly.

**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.

**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.

**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.

**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?

**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!

**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.

**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.

**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.

:3

Qhat the fuck

Gi-hun: My dreamie...

Sang-woo, blushing: Shut up, I'm not...

Gi-hun: I never said what kind of dreams. You f***ing nightmare.