I Know Everyone Wants To See Them Fight, But The Only Thing I Can See Happening Is Sans Punning The Shit

Welcome to Derinkuyu, an underground city that once housed up to 20,000 people. In the Cappadocia region, famous for its cave dwellings and underground villages, Derinkuyu stands out for sheer size and complexity. Locals began digging in the 500s BCE. The city consists of over 600 doors, each of which can be closed from the inside. Each floor could be closed off as well. And just to make attacking completely impossible, the entire city was deliberately built without any logic. Its maze-like layout makes navigating the city nightmarish for unfamiliar invaders.

today, some slight indecency

I’MSOSTRESSEDNHGG

Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me: Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam

I was a drab little crab once

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

Because I'm beautiful, baby

Did your granny say listen to your heart

Be who you are on the inside

I need three words to tear her argument apart

Your granny lied!

I'd rather be...

Shiny

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck and make it look...

Shiny

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck

Just a sec!

Don't you know

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)

Oh, and here they come, come, come

To the brightest thing that glitters

Mmm, fish dinners

I just love free food

And you look like seafood

(Like seafood)

Well, well, well

Little Maui's having trouble with his look

You little semi-demi-mini-god

Ouch! What a terrible performance

Get the hook (get it?)

You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start

And your tattoos on the outside

For just like you I made myself a work of art

I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too...

Shiny

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough

Strut my stuff; my stuff is so...

Shiny

Send your armies but they'll never be enough

My shell's too tough

Maui man, you could try, try, try

But you can't expect a demi-god

To beat a decapod (give it up)

You will die, die, die

Now it's time for me to take apart

Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you

Chasing the love of these humans

Who made you feel wanted

You tried to be tough

But your armour's just not hard enough

Maui

Now it's time to kick your...

Hiney

Ever seen someone so...

Shiny

Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see

C'est la vie mon ami

I'm so...

Shiny

Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea

Just for me

You'll never be quite as...

Shiny

You wish you were nice and...

Shiny

Psychic: the fuck

Heeyy, so I'm a lowkey silent reader of Dear Ocean Goddess, and I was wondering if you could show us how you draw Tama? I'm not a very good artist myself, but I think it'd be fun to draw him.

Enjoy your tama! XD

Winter Wonderland Week #1: AU

Alternate Universe where Jack works part time at a library, and (a still mute) Sandy teaches a sign language class to special needs children there on the weekends. Thus, they stumble into each other (literally) and the story begins. Jack would end up taking his class.

VERY SO CUTE😍😍😍😍

MAUI, YES!

You wouldn’t understand

bonus:

Female Body Types Tutorial by Phobos-Romulus

a small classical blacksand valentine! Happy V-day!

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