i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start
summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021
word count: 196
fork man created 8 direction
sirius: you have to be kidding me james
fork man: no
remus: i'm out
remus: who else is here
peter: just us
peter changed their name into poptart
remus: not you as well
marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering
sirius: says you
poptart changed sirius' name into daddy
daddy: wtf peter
dorcas: what's wrong with you
marlene: he didnt sleep enough
mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am
fork man: jesus
fork man: you need him ✝
remus: you don't
remus changed their name into werewolf of london
lily: i thought you were sane
marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good
ik you smell good: why
marlene: because it's true
daddy: 👀
daddy changed marlene's name into mommy
dorcas: why am i the only sane one
mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit
werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining
poptart: (;
ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user
marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you
mary: @peter he's the worst rn
poptart: stfu
Hello friendo, I Am The Hug Wizard, would you like a hug? queerdeadwizards sent me
swisszdjfhdj this is so niceeee yes i doo
*hugs*
i hope you saw the post on my alt, @alexsimpss
it is me, indeed
plus, thank you all for almost 90 followers
if yall could go follow my alt up there 👆👆👆 i would be really happy
it indeed is alex here.
charlie does not exist
deal with it
@jamiesimps GET REKT
James: what is blue and not very heavy? Person on the airplane: *has a heart attack* James: light blue!! James: *draws a heart on person's dying body*
im done with this
we posted it!!!!
it's the first chapter!!
sorry we couldnt post all of them
posting 1 chapter a time btw
this is not only my work!!!
me and @elliwrites are working in this together!
same
thanks for the tag, scar!
princess undercover by connie glynn: lottie felt like she had a stomach ache.
👀
so apparently, i’ll have a stomach ache for the rest of my life, thank you.
tagging everyone who sees this thing on their dash and wanna do it 👁👄👁
Hey guys new tag game! Take the book closest to you and turn to page 200. The first sentence or phrase predicts your future. Write the title of the book you’re getting it from and the quote!
Lies My Teacher Told Me (Young Reader’s Edition) by James W. Leowen: “Not Always the Good Guy.”
e X c U s E m E ? ?
Tagging: @elvish-sky @fizzyxcustard @letsstaywithstraykids @eowynsprincess @kibleedibleedoo @bitter-sweet-farmgirl
Sirius: *starts blowing air at Remus*
Remus: what are you doing?
Sirius: *continues*
Remus: stop that! it's annoying
Sirius: I'm trying to cool you down
Remus: I'm calm
Sirius: not calm you down, cool you down. You're just too hot to eat right now
What's your hogwarts house: hufflepuff :P
What's your favourite harry potter era: the marauderss
Who is your favourite wizard family: potter or weasley ig
Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: the astronomy tower
Favourite wizard drink: butterbeer
What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: according to jamie encyclopedia which is me the rubber duck is a squeaky, adorable toy shaped after a scary bird
What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: 5678439749382759435744953425739473596796507%
Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: i would use
What teacher would like you the most: mcg, flitwick or idk dude
how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: 647834283 times
what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: kill snape
I'm starting one of these because I'm supposed to be writing an essay
What's your hogwarts house: slytherin
What's your favourite harry potter era: marauders era
Who is your favourite wizard family: the Potters (including Euphemia and Fleamont)
Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: room of requirement or the astronomy tower
Favourite wizard drink: probably firewhisky
What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: to confuse kids into confusing vinyl and rubber and thinking that adult ducks look like that when they really dont
What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: around 98% probably
Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: I'd probably use normal pens in class so I can actually keep up with writing notes, but I'd use quill for fun sometimes
What teacher would like you the most: none of them probably, I'd be slytherin so sadly not mcgonagall, not snape (luckily) cause he's homophobic, I wanna say remus so badly and he has a little less house prejudice than Minnie so hopefully him (I feel like he'd get annoyed at me a lot but would also like me)
how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: more than 200 times
what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: probably something including goats, custard, filch's cat, the suits of armour and the quidditch balls
tagging: @jamiesimps @chaosmarauders @loopout @daylily-evans @loopyin @remuslupinslefttit @blitheringmcgonagall @obsessedheehee @daydreaming-reader @eightsidedemily @siriusblackisgendergoals @flxss-bxbblxs @kajasasasa @dyingbutdontworrycuzimswag
what is something you should do, but you're putting it off? I should sleep
???
yes gtf sleep