I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?
This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.
So what the fuck is this supposed to be?
That, Mr Schmidt, is a fucking octopus. Its defining features are its ONE head and many LEGS.
You literally could not have gotten this more wrong.
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-the first time she met deadpool she broke a coffee pot over his head and then complimented his freddy kreuger makeup. clint then informed her that was just deadpool's face
-she pretty much forced her way onto the young avengers on a whim after saving them during a bungled rescue mission; this was her start as a superhero
-her stated reason for remaining a superhero is not wanting other people to feel afraid and unsafe the way she does
-she once got into an argument with a wall in front of the other young avengers
-captain america had jessica jones pass hawkeye's codename and bow on to kate after she stood up to him about his attitude towards the young avengers
-she dressed up as hawkeye from m*a*s*h one halloween
-the first time she met clint she hit him with a verbal smackdown that made him entirely rethink his latest life choice
-she thinks bucky's hot
-due to shenanigans she once met a younger clint barton. she said she'd knock him off a cliff if he hit on her; he said it might be worth it
-she instigated clint to help her rescue/kidnap three kids from shield by way of stealing a flying car, also from shield
-she uses finger guns without shame or irony
-she once hid in a tree to avoid a conversation she didn't want to have
-she's led two iterations of the young avengers and one iteration of the west coast avengers
-clint has called her the finest and most gifted bowman he's ever met; he has also thought "look at her, she's perfect"
-she once asked a librarian to help her steal music off the internet; it did not go well for her
@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)
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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"
things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:
the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.
What better way to celebrate the anniversary of Michael’s death than by getting absolutely knackered?