Ballister: Explain To Me Why Are You On The News Right Now?

When you suddenly get your period at the middle of your school event:

In my friend's case, our school's dance night...

video proof that every creature is dogs

the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like

exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)

exhibit B :

they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man

exhibit C :

ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up

oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs

Who else thought of Eliza when she puts herself back in the narrative while reading this?

What if Erik died instead

In headcanon format because I mostly just have a bunch of disconnected thoughts and not really like a plotline

+ Charles couldn't do what Erik did and try to do things his way, and Erik wouldn't have asked him to. Erik's will gives Charles a lot of things, his possessions, an apology, and a confession that he never stopped loving him either, but I don't think it would ask anything of Charles.

+ Charles takes it upon himself to run Genosha with Erik gone, continue it's protection and do his best to treat it with as much care as Erik did.

+ He does his best to meet every mutant that lives there at least once, so he has a starting understanding of what everyone needs.

+ He most likely does eventually pass off the vast majority of the xmen responsibilities to someone else, but with Scott and Jean having a baby, it's probably more of a team effort that he checks on and always answers the phone for. Running the xmen and a country while grieving is a lot for one man and he wouldn't have waited a year to do so.

+ I like to think he would eventually have a council helping him run Genosha as well after a few years. Partially because he is old and doesn't want to leave Genosha suddenly without leadership and two.

+ He could start a real school, like one with different buildings for science, art, literature, history, get proper teachers since there are just so many more mutants here than in his old school.

+ Every success he has for Genosha makes him miss Erik more, wishing he could share the council, the school, fuck with Charles running it probably celebrate with him that the country is on it's way to becoming a recognised country. But he can't, everything he does is in honor of someone he loved and can never see again.

+ No matter how much joy he should get because of the progress made for mankind just makes him wish he would have tried harder to reach out to Erik, to find a middle ground with him, anything to have spent more time with him.

+ There becomes a point in his last years where he is only continuing because he hopes he is making Erik proud whenever he is, and more than anything, can't wait to see him again. He does a great job of hiding this from most, but his xmen know he is grieving and promise him that they will do their best to live for both of them.

+ Things go better, Charles is a broken man but at least he goes out surrounded by those he loves in Erik's home on Genosha.

People saying TFP Optimus is the one who fumbled will never not be funny because???? Fumbled what, the crack addict???? Baby that’s called Dodging a Bullet

For my SuperBat homies. I never got around to finishing this but I didn’t want to leave it collecting dust so have this ✨🕺🏻

a line up of some silly guys 🤯

just an idea of what i think they’d look like in the epilogue :pp

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇