Lisa : Do You Love Barry?

Store Worker : Would a “Dick” please come to the front desk?

Dick, arriving at the desk : Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Jason and Damian : I believe they belong to you?

Jason and Damian, simultaneously: We got lost.

Dick : I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Dean : Jack, what do you have?

Jack : A KNIFE!

Dean : Okay, have fu-

Sam : NO!

imagined a AU where Dean leaves with Sam but he becomes a famous singer

And so it's just supernatural but

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Family of the victims : Aren't you the famous singer Dean?

Dean pretending to be an FBI agent. : Nah just a lookalike

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Monster : I WILL KILL YOU BOTH AND- ohmygod- are you.. Are you the Dean??

Dean : Hun? Oh yes I am.

Monster : Oh my god! Hi! I'm so fan of you!!!

Dean : Well I'm always delighted to meet a fan but... You're a monster and I'm going to have to kill you, so hum sorry?

Monster : Oh no don't worry, I totally understand, can you just like sign my body before you burn him?

Dean : Sure.

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Sam Smirking : So, is there a reason why you've only been writing love songs since you came back from hell?

Dean :

Dean hiding his new love songs about Castiel : nO-

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Dean After stealing Jo's gun : Not bad but you'll need more practice, I'm Dean by the way.

Jo has the second of the panic attack because she is talking to her Idol : yes?

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Kevin : You're telling me that the famous rock star Dean kills monsters in he's free time?

Sam : Yeah.

Kevin : How does he even manage to do interviews and all the other stuff???

Sam : To be honest I have no idea.

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Benny coming out of purgatory, and separates with his new friend just to see him on all the billboards in all the cities : Hun.

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Crowley wearing a Dean fan t-shirt : Hi boys~

Dean : seriously?

Castiel : Can I have one?

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Mary and Sam in the car listening to the radio

Sam : Oh, that's one of Dean's songs.

Mary : One of Dean's WHAT?!

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I hope you liked it!

Claire : Well, has Castiel been wrong before?

Dean : How wide are we willing to open this up?

My man been doing some bad things :/

But I still love him <3

Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Damian : You use emojies like a straight guy.

Tim : It's literally the worst thing you ever said to me.

Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!

Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?

Ten minutes later...

Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!

Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.

Pepper : Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Rhodey : It was Tony.

Happy : Boss broke it.

Jarvis : Sir did it.

Tony :

Tony : ...yOU PROMISED-

Sam : How do I ask someone to go out with me?

Dean : Well-

Castiel : Don't ask him, he asked me out on a MaCDO parking lot.

Sam : ...And you still said... yes?

Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.