POV: Me After Someone Has Argued With Me That The Latte They Ordered Has Too Much Milk (it’s A Latte)

new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

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Me having been up since 2am for a family thing, driven 5 hours to said thing, spent time w/ family, now in car driving back home: You know the perfect thing to do right now would be to work on my ongoing fic that I never actually pay attention to.

My brain: Y’know that’s really funny bc I just think that...

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

he is in preschool do you love him

Could u pleaseeee write something where Rog finds out the Reader's pregnant for himself and he's all mad (and sad cause she didn't tell him) and they fight but then it ends all fluffy plzzzz

Roger’s POV

Something was up with Y/N. She had been avoiding me for a few weeks now. She was asleep when I got home at night and up and out of the house in the morning.

I was left to wonder what I’d done wrong. Was she cheating on me? Was she breaking up with me?

I was didn’t want to lose her. I was going to find out sooner or later, why couldn’t she just tell me?

Time skip...

I was happy to be home after a long hard recording session.

I had headed upstairs to shower and realized there was no soap. I was looking for some in Y/N’s drawer when something caught my eye. A plastic stick with a plus sign. If this is what I think it is...

“Y/N, love.”

No answer.

“Y/N.”

I moved her shoulder slightly and she started to wake up.

“Rog? I didn’t hear you come in.”

“Y/N is there anything you’d like to tell me?”

“No, why.”

“Don’t lie.”

“I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.”

She kept denying that anything was going on.

“Why are you lying to me?! You’ve been ignoring me for weeks! What did I do?! You haven’t spoken to or so much as looked at me!”

“Roger stop yelling at me.”

“No! You have been treating me like I don’t matter and all because you couldn’t tell me you were pregnant!”

(This was when he knew, he fucked up.)

“Why do you say that?”

She looked scared. I immediately felt guilt wash over me and I regretted yelling at her.

“Darling I found the test. Why didn’t you just tell me?”

I think sudden change in tone confused her slightly and it took her a moment to reply.

“We’ve never talked about kids, hell we’re not even married. I didn’t think you’d want a baby.”

“I wish you had told me earlier, I wouldn’t have been angry with you. I was actually pissed that you kept it from me for this long.”

I was disappointed in myself for making her think in any way that I wouldn’t be happy about a mini Y/N or mini me running around.

“Darling, I love you. I’m thrilled that we’re going to have a baby.”

“You are?”

“Of course.”

“I’m relieved. I couldn’t hide it for too long. I’m already about 2 months.”

I was going to be a father. How amazing was that?

I laid on the bed and pulled Y/N to my chest as I started playing with her hair.

“So Rog...how long do you think we can go without the boys noticing?”

“Mmmm I don’t know. At least 3 weeks.”

“Bet?”

“Of course. We’ll figure out the winnings later love,” I laughed.

I loved how she could go from upset to happy in such a short time.

We talked for a little longer about baby things and such before I realized she had drifted off to sleep.

I kissed her forehead and whispered, “ I love you two so much,” before closing my own eyes.

I couldn’t be any happier at the moment.

Can’t wait!!!

Stranger Things Fic Rec Masterlist

Masterlists

Steve Harrington

Come Back to Me @crappymixtape

Eddie Munson

If you’d taken an arrow (and run it right through me) @iliaclwrites

Everybody’s talkin up a storm (act like they don’t notice) @iliaclwrites

My girlfriend from Canada @dropletscarlet

Cruel Confessions @hellfirewhxre

Robin Buckley

The girl of her dreams @slightly-smarter-nat

Lucas Sinclair

Little Misunderstanding @refiwrites

One of the greats, even

Normal people on Twitter are having an absolutely normal one over muppet babies letting gonzo wear a dress

Criminal Minds Fic Recs

(I will continue to update!)

Masterlists

Masterlist @winterscaptain (Just all of her stuff is so well written and her storylines are amazing)

Masterlist @your-eternal-muse (The Heather series is outstanding!!!)

Spencer Reid

Touches ; Part 2 @lipstickstainz

Happy Accidents @zhuzhubii

Unexpected @bookishofalder

Found @mrs-dr-reid

The Receptionist and the Profiler @goldentournesol

As told by flowers @reidingmelodies

Nose Taps @reidsnose

Aaron Hotchner

Brown-Eyed Monster @ladylibby

things that happened when hotch first joined the bau @yourlocalheartbreaker

The intern. @iconicc