OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS😭😭I can imagine Sephiroth bouncing his leg in giddiness in that taxi while enjoying his slushie while his two parents basically become petty and ignore each other xjjdjd
What are some of the goofiest and/or dumbest shenanigans Seph, Gen, and Angeal have ever gotten into together?
There are too many. So here's one.
Angeal had coupons for free mini golf. And the man is so frugal that he is NOT missing out on free shit.
It's hooky time. Three imposing, scary soldiers shuffling about a literal children's mini golf course, surrounded by increasingly colorful and abstract images of dolphins, dinosaurs, giant squids, rainbows, and off-model unicorns.
Genesis is, of course, completely cocky and INSISTING that he can get a hole in one every time. He smugly makes a big grand display on his first hole and immediately hits it halfway across the facility, landing it squarely in the moat. Angeal doesn't do much better, hitting several poles and denting several models. This quickly devolves into an argument between Genesis and Angeal, which further escalates into a full fledged competition between them, screaming and squabbling at each other while fighting for superiority over a children's game.
Sephiroth (who hit the hole in one without even being noticed by the others), gets bored within seconds after his first try. He wanders off to retrieve Genesis and Angeal's various fly balls before eventually tiring of that and going to find the snack bar. He plops in the shade and passively tosses them a thumbs up every time they manage to hit the ball in a way that doesn't involve clubbing someone on accident.
Angeal and Genesis' final scores are so bad that neither of them will speak of it out loud. They sit there sulking and grumbling throughout the taxi ride back, Sephiroth blithely oblivious as he sits between them, happily enjoying his slushie.
"Nine lives in exchange for mine..."
"A most generous offer, I think. Have you any questions?"
"Only where I need to begin..."
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Once I heard the prompt there was no way I would pass a chance to draw The Nine. They were interesting villians, different in their reason, but all united by same goal to dominate and rule above everyone and everything else, but their confessions made Altaïr understand the point of what it truly means to be an assassin.
Still they were awful people... Deserved the blade... No regrets here...
[A Diluc x Jean fanfic]
Warning: Death, angst, mentions of torture
Note: This was actually supposed to be a Diluc x reader but JaeLuc angst is just... Yea
"You have to kill me."
Those are the most ridiculous words that have ever escaped Jean's lips the entire time Diluc has been together with her. Yet...
"Of course, love."
He raises his claymore, ready to slash it down her body. Though his expression and stance says that they're ready, his eyes do not. Jean slowly looks up to his hands and notice how they're barely shaking. A sad smile made its way to her lips.
"It's okay."
Diluc didn't want to do this. Not at all. Not after he finally finds the only person that can make him feel feelings he had long forgotten, the only one that can finally make him smile so happily and genuinely, the only one who can make him relax despite all the burden he's carrying on his shoulders. He was not ready to lose the person he loves the most.
"Jean, I..."
The blonde looks straight into his eyes.
"Do it."
"I..."
Muffled voices are heard from afar, yelling, "Find the traitor!"
Diluc is not ready to lose the love of his life, but he's also not willing to give her up to the knights. With one final loving look from Jean, he brings the flaming claymore with all his might, hoping that he can end her life in one slash. The once highly respected Acting Grand Master coughs out blood before her body collapses onto the ground.
The nobleman puts away his claymore, eyes desperately scanning any signs of life from Jean but much to his disappointment, there were none. Eventually, the knights find him and Jean's corpse.
"Master Diluc. I assume you have taken care of her?" One of the three knights question.
"Of course. Now, take her away and release the others." He ordered, staring at the leader of the group with a sharp glare.
"As per your request, Master Diluc."
To think that Jean was labelled as a traitor just because she was falsely accused of being in shady businesses with the Fatui angers Diluc and as a result, Barbara, Lisa, Amber and Kaeya were locked up and interrogated the hard way. He had visited them. They all were in bad conditions after receiving countless of beatings.
He was determined to save Jean, but his efforts were in vain and the only way to end her suffering is to take her life. To watch the life in her eyes disappear as quickly as he brought down his claymore onto her body, it kills him.
To say he was devastated was an understatement. He didn't even say or receive one final 'I love you' before she left him for good.
Small rant(?) kinda. Okay so in Obey Me! there's this text with Lucifer talking about a quiz
So okay. Basically everyone did okay (save for Mammon as he barely passed) and I wasn't surprised that Satan got 98% cuz ofc. He smart af (I couldn't crop it any more sorry)
And I know that Belphie is smarter than people give him credit for because it has been claimed by him that tests are so easy to him that he falls asleep. But I didnt expect THIS
100% FUCKING PERCENT? EVEN SURPASSING SATAN? Fucking WOW. I've always thought that either Lucifer or Satan is the smartest but damn. Nevermind.
Then again, maybe this subject is particularly easy for him compared to other subjects but if you played the hard lessons (18-15 & 18-17), even though Belphie doesn't want to do stacks of homework and assignments given by Lucifer shortly after getting out of the attic, he is actually commited to doing it despite his sin.
He could've slept, could've burnt it and give some shit excuse, could've bribed someone else to do it, anything, yet he still does it, with MC's help cuz doing months of assignments while learning on the way through in such a short amount of time is just crazy. He's been locked up for MONTHS and Lucifer never gave him any kind of education from RAD (he should've tho. Least he could do so that Belphie can waste time) and yet he scored the highest among his brothers.
Sure, you can back it up with him being a demon with centuries of experience but this is an exchange program which most likely means that Diavolo changed the syllabus so that humans and angels can pass alongside demons.
He may be my least favourite brother (I actually pretty much dislike him) but I really admire these positive qualities about him cuz I know if I were him, I'd go insane and cry.
This actually turned out longer than I thought
It's 2:23 am here and suddenly, I had the idea of Violet in modern clothing. Then, I had more ideas and drew Benedict and Leon as well... Idk if it was worth it but honestly, Benedict can step on me and I'd thank him. Boi wearing heels and another one having long hair? Sign me tf up. They are best bois and Violet is best girl
Finally... FINALLY
His card... IS FINALLY MINE
“Did you get enough love, my little dove?
Why do you cry?
And I’m sorry I left, but it was for the best,
Though it never felt right…
My little Versailles…”
Interesting barb. Very very interesting👀
@barbatos-pls-step-on-me 👀 professional opinion?
I was just bored and yah I did this
Also link here if ya wanna try!
I'm also curious as to why each om! boy is rated as such so to anyone doing this, I'd love to see your reasons! Tag me while you're at it too (if ya wanna)!
Here's mine if ya wanna read
I'm a HUGE simp for Barbatos and Solomon
I'd imagine that Simeon is obvious, but also because he's a writer like I am! Would love to exchange story ideas with him
Lucifer... Well, he is my type. Fancy and rich lol but he's very prideful so honestly, I much rather keep him as a friend to avoid couple fighting🙄but would still date him
Satan, also my type. Bookworm. But I see him as a sibling at most or a bestie
Diavolo... I really have no chance with him. Would love him as a bestie tho!
Mammon is too overbearing to me. I don't mind him. It's just that he gets annoying sometimes but I love him still
I used to simp for Beel until my feelings grew platonic and now I just wanna pat him and feed him. I see him as a sibling!
I only see Asmo as a bestie sorry
Honestly? Fuck Belphie and Levi. Belphie fucking killed me, used me, and definitely saw me as Lilith for a period of times. But... I suppose he can be tolerable
Levi tho? I'm sorry to all the Levi stans but HOLY SHIT this guy infuriates me TOO MUCH. I won't go into detail but fucking hell
WHOEVER SEXUALIZE OR LOVES LUKE ROMANTICALLY, PLEASE BLOCK ME. GO AWAY. I DON'T NEED CREEPS