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eheheee what if bugs were cars (pillbug car/rolypoly car above) once a rolypoly peed on me in like 1st grade and it just kept going until i threw it and cried cuz i had pee on my hand and i thought it died cuz i threw it so i was just there crying and trying to rat out a tiny ahh bug to my teacher-

*insert murlk also here cuz idk how to draw that flat ahh pancake gecko*

WOO I MADE ANOTHA HYBRID!! (takin suggestions for more!) >:D Axorg (axe-org) (axolotl + multiple frog species lolol)

The axorg is a very talented species, equipped with both lungs and gills. their eyelids have see-through-like abilities and whiskers to navigate the muddy waters that they thrive in. most species of the axorg come with a strange fin that they can lift up. researchers think that this may be either a way to impress others, for speed, or to communicate. there have been only 2 species recorded at this time that do not have said fin. a rare mutation can occur at times where the axorg is seen with more than one fin, but this doesn't seem to affect the creature in any way though.

they are most commonly found in swamps and marshes where they eat small fish and bugs as they can leap out of the water by using their tail to carry them into the air. most tend to dwell in the water for their lives, but those who also wander on land seem to develop protective-like lizard scales. we are still unsure of how they do this as sometimes the same species will have skin that is practically entirely different.

the axorg tend to hang out in groups of the same sex and have a tendency to wander and vary from each group. it is seen that if theres not enough members of the opposite sex, they will turn hostile and fight.

why tf am i writing so many poems latley- anyways this one kinda depressing idk why lolol (im also sick at the moment and a bit sleep deprived so this one might not make sense to most ppl- maybe even me once i sleep XDD)

The bugling cage

Fresh grass smell birds chirping bees and bugs humming in the distance i can hear it all

bright flowers soft sunlight fluffy clouds floating miles above me i can see it all

but i cannot frolic i cannot speak i cannot graze

because its all a dream a memory an imaginary thing

im trapped in my own brain. my body is just a zoo, keeping this ill and depressed bull while it struggles to get free.

it begs to frolic they beg to speak i beg to graze

some people may not agree with my brain but my body seems normal enough for them to talk to me i may have a tail, hooves or a set of antlers but i seem normal enough

until they meet the brain until they meet my real form until they visit the zoo.

LF REQUESTS OF LIKE ANYTHING IM SO DRAINED OF IDEAS writing, doodles, bases, moodboards, pngart or whatever its called, game ratings?? maybe even animal ratings??? idek anymore i just wanna do smthin to get my mind busy

if you still need requests…

golden retriever puppy art / moodboard? thank you kindly

YESS!!! GOLDENS ARE THE BEST SUNSHINE DROOLY BIG BABIES!!

didnt know what face to use for the lil doodle so have 3 lolol :D

also did a summer/spring walk-based moodboard since ya didnt rlly specify the mood so i hope thats ok!! sorta went all-out lolol, i also rlly enjoyed this one so ty for saving me from boredom XDD

(requests are open 24/7 btw!!)

first shirt memory crucifixion ever since my room was redone WOOO (curse u mold in my walls :') )

COME CHECK OUT MY EPIC TIKTOK ACC CUZ I FINALLY STARTED MAKING VIDEOS INSTEAD OF DOOMSCROLLING 💀💀 (HGHH JUST SCREENSHOTS FOR NOW CUZ I CANT PUT MORE THEN 1 VIDEO >:()

features very epic video plots such as:

MY WEIRD AHH EXPERIENCES DOING WEIRD AHH THINGS!! (atm my computer wont let me turn up my volume so yeah it hates me lolol)

EPIC THERIAN STUFF THATS ALL CASUAL AND NOT JUST QUADS 24/7!!

MORE VIDS + MORE PLANNED ATTTT: @ NAMEDGUY!!! :33

average nonhuman experience:

DONT

CRY

I AM JUST A FISH

*epic guitar sounds*

average comic author/ooc representation lolol

~the kreetchur~ -most likely an abomination glob -drawn in silly ways -may or may not have a mouth -chaos 24/7

~the small thing~ -prob plays zelda -mostly text -likely to have wings/float -rarely has a face -magik

~the mini me~ -commonly very tired and may be seen with coffee or tea -dosent brush hair -must get magnifying glass -looks may or may not be accurate -chibi or smthin idk i cant read