Hotch: I Know You’re Deflecting By Making Jokes About How Hot You Are.

Reid: Define dream

Emily: Dream - The first thing people abandon when they find out how the world works

Garcia: That’s too dark!

“Izuku: So Shinso, How have you been?”

“Shinso: Fine. I have this headache though, It comes and goes.”

“Denki: *Walks into Room*

“Shinso: It’s back.”

Found a bunch of little fluffy ideas for married opts so im writing a bunch of them in a bkdk oneshot. I just really want to.

I used to write a lot of mha fics back in 2018 and I haven’t touched them since then but, now that I’m rewatching the show I think I’m gonna rewrite them. Make them better and longer. Maybe post some new mha fics idk.

Carl: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

My life summed up in one meme.

Danganronpa Antags; Incorrect quotes

Nagito: You’re “The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”, What’s that even mean?

Kokichi: It means you’re the second worst thing to ever happen to them

Nagito: But what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward Pause*

Togami: Nagito, they.. weren’t always orphans.

Nagito: …

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Nagito: You really believe in Kokichi?

Togami: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.

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Kokichi: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Nagito: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Togami: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Togami: So... what’s goin’ on?

Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?

Togami, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Kokichi: Shit’s fucked.

Togami: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows.

Togami: …What?

Nagito: He’s got a point

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Kokichi: Why does Togami always do the laundry so loudly?

Nagito: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Togami, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Kokichi: What’s your name?

Nagito, whispering to Togami: Can I tell them my real name?

Togami: No!

Nagito: I’m… Togami.

Togami, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

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Nagito: Why would anyone want to harm Togami?

Kokichi: Maybe because they met him?

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Kokichi: Nagito is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Togami: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?

Kokichi: ...yes?

Togami: That's probably it.

“Kokichi: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.”

“Angie: Only if you also don't ask why Atua gave me them.”

“Angie: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Please, Atua says take your pick!”

“Kokichi:..”

“Angie:..”

“Kokichi: This one is fine.”

Edit I made recently. Posted it to my Tiktok and decided to post it here too.