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The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 3

After Malik and Leonardo had eaten, they wandered around the streets of New York, looking through different stores and places they never really had time to stop by too, they even had some time to stop by the park. Leonardo drew some of the animals there while Malik rested on a bench to take a breather. Soon the sun began to set and soon it was time for them to start walking back when a large man bumped into Leonardo.

Man: Hey watch where you’re going!

Leonardo: O-Oh apologize signor I-I didn’t-

Man: *grabs Leonard by the collar of his shirt* YA I BET YOUR SORRY! WHY DON’T YOU GO-

Malik: HEY! Leave my friend alone you al'abalah (idiot).

Man: and what are you gonna do about it cripple!

Malik: ah yes cripple, like I haven’t heard that one before.

Man: WHAT ARE YOU A SMART@$$?!

Malik: if I’m a smart@$$ does this make you the dumb@$$?

Man: *drops Leonardo*

Leonardo: *lands on the concrete sidewalk* Oof!

Man: YOU WANA GO-

Malik: *grabs man by the collar of his shirt and pulls him down* OK LISTEN HERE YOU qiteat min alqarf IF I SEE YOU HERASING MY FRIEND AGAIN, I SWEAR TO ALLAH I WILL SHIP YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN WITH NOTHING BUT THE TOP HALF OF YOUR BODY AND NOTHING BUT A STRAW TO BREATH THROUGH FOR OXYGEN!!!

Leonardo: O_O

Man: ...

Malik: >=/ ...

Man: ... fine...

Malik: *let’s him go*

Man: *speed walks off*

Malik: tch! @$$hole. *looks over to Leonardo* you ok? *offers a hand*

Leonardo: si, I’m alright, thank you Malik. *grabs his hand and pulls himself up*

Malik: it’s no trouble Leonardo. *grins*

The two continued on their walk back home and threw half of their walk Malik kept that same grin on his face. To Leonardo, this was greatly concerning.

Leonardo: what?

Malik: nothing *still grinning*

Leonardo: ... *chuckles* ok wise guy what is this about?

Malik: if we are still on the topic of mental weaknesses, I think I might have found what yours is.

Leonardo: oh? And what would that be?

Malik: you, my friend, are too soft Da Vinci.

Leonardo: Oh come now, surely I'm not that soft.

Malik: Oh yes you are. You always put other people’s problems before your own. When conflict erupts in the house you are mostly silent about it, depending on the manner, I'll give you that. And when someone breaks something of yours, for example, like how Jacob keeps on breaking his hidden blade as of late. You always say the same old thing with the same old smile with- and I quote “Oh don’t worry about it, I don’t mind fixing it, really.” When I can tell you're getting tired of it.

Leonardo: first of all, when conflict erupts in the house I only stay out of it because a large percentage of the time they’re physical conflicts. I mean just last week when there was a conflict in the house they brought kitchen knives into the mix. Kitchen knives Malik!

Malik: ya that was not a good day for Shaun to have brought home new kitchen supplies that day.

Leonardo: Si. Secondly, I don't mind at all fix your gear. I really don't, I enjoy working on them.

Malik: uh-huh, well either way my point still stands, you are too soft da Vinci.

Leonardo: hm... I have proposal.

Malik: and what do you prose?

Leonardo: What if I helped you with learning to let go and you teach me how to grow a spine in return, deal? *reaches his head out*

Malik: ... *sighs* Alright, deal.

The two shake hands, once they parted a man where black running at full speed came running from behind Malik and ran into him causing Malik to lose his balance and fall on his end, as the guy in black continued off running.

Leonardo: MALIK ARE YOU OK?!

Malik: Grr... I’m fine.

Leonardo: *helps Malik up*

Malik: WATCH IT, NADHIL!!!

The man keeps running down the other end of the street.

Leonardo: hm... I wonder what that was all about?

Malik: I don’t know and I don’t care. Come on, we’re at the secret opening of the house anyway. *shuffles through his pocket for the keys* So let’s just... 0_0💧

Leonardo: ... Malik?

Malik: ...

Leonardo: Is everything all-

Malik: The drive is gone...

Leonardo: O_O ... the wha-

Malik: THE DRIVE IS GONE!!!

Leonardo: CHE COSA?!

Malik: *shuffls threw his pocket aggressively* IT’S NOT HERE!!!

Leonardo: okay! Let’s not panic... uh... maybe you left it at Mike’s cafe?

Malik: impossible, I double checked my pocket to see if it was still in my pocket and last I checked. It was!

Leonardo: Well then maybe you left it-

Malik: Leonardo I double checked my pocket everytime we left or went somewhere just to make sure it was there and as you can see... IT’S NOT!

Leonardo: *jumps a little* Ok, ok, well where else would... it... have...

Malik: ...

They turn in the direction where the man in black was running and watched as he got into a van and on the back of this van there was a bumper sticker on it that said Abstergo industries on it. The van then proceeded to drive away in a flash as the two assassins were left just standing in paleness.

Malik and Leonardo: 😨

The two then turn to face each other.

Malik and Leonardo: TEMPLAAAAARS!!!

Meanwhile inside. The assassins decided to watch some of the T.V shows that Desmond had shown them, this one, in particular, was their favorite cause they made it into a game of their very own.

Game show host: ok, we asked a survey, what items would you bring on a deserted island?

Jacob: A PLANE!

Evie: what is a machete.

Player: *presses button* what is a machete.

*Ding* *Ding*

Jacob: bloody hell!

Game show host: Good work. What is the most common outfit trend, do people prefer to wear.

Jacob: OH! WHAT IS UH... TOP HATS!Aya: what is T-shirt.

Player: What is T-shirt.

*Ding* *Ding*

Game show host: Correct!

Jacob: DAMN IT!

Evie: You can’t even get that right! This is the modern era Jacob not the-

Both Leonardo and Malik rush into the house screaming their heads off as Malik goes running upstairs and Leonardo went to go grab one of the van keys.

Jacob: Bloody hell! what the matter with you two!

Leonardo: TEMPLARS STOLE THE HARD DRIVE!!! AND NOW WE HAVE TO HURRY TO GET IT BACK!!!

Everyone: WAHT!?

Achilles: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOSE IT!

Leonardo: We didn't! It was stolen!

Kassandra: You need any help!?

Malik: *comes back down stairs with his robotic prosthetic arm on and his gear* no! We'll take care of the matter ourselves. We lost it, we have to return it.

Maria: do be careful!

Leonardo: we will!

The two-run to the Large garage where three vans used to be now there were two vans, Desmond's motorcycle, and Shaun's car.

Malik: Quick Leonardo hand me the Keys!

Leonardo: *Hands Malik the keys and opens the garage door*

Malik: *Unlocking the van* QUICK GET IN!

They both get in the van and buckled their seatbelts and began speeding off in the direction the other vehicle had driven off too. It was now nighttime.

Malik: DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT! WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND THEM-

Leonardo: MALIK! *points to the right* OVER THERE!

Malik: *looks in the direction*

They both saw the Abstergo van driving alongside a different street close by.

Malik: ... Hold on tight Leonardo! *swerves the car towards the Abstergo vehicle*

Leonardo: *is tightly holding onto the car door and his seat*

The Abstergo van was driven at a normal pass, with the two templars inside the van.

Templar: *talking into an earpiece* We got the drive back.

???: Good, return it to us at once and as soon as possible and are You sure your not being followed?

Templar: I assure you boss, we got in and out as quick as lightning.

Templar 2: I bet they didn't even see us coming- ... uh oh *adjusted the review mirror* Uh, we got company.

Templar: *takes a look*

In the review Mirror was Malik and Leonardo speeding behind them.

Templar: SH*T!

???: What!? What's going!?

Templar: it's nothing to worry about, but uh... we might be a little late. Gotta go.

???: WAIT DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON-

The templar diving hung up the call and began speeding down a narrow road. Malik made a swift turn and followed them.

Leonardo: Malik may I suggest that your drive a little less like Altair is when we are in the middle of a car chase!

Malik: Oh please! My driving skills when comes to car chases are nowhere near as dangerous and disoriented as his! *speeds up on the gas*

The assassin van collides with the back end of the Abstergo van.

Templar 2: SH*T THEIR GONNA OFF ROAD US!

Templar: YOU DON'T THINK I SEE THAT!

Malik ramed the van into backside of the van, but the Abstergo van was still holding on.

Malik: HANG ON TIGHT LEONARDO!

Leonardo: YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

Malik moved the van a bit to the right then increased the speed of the van. Soon both vans were neck and neck.

Malik: *rolls down his window* HEY!

Templar 1 and 2: * quickly turn their gaze to the right*

Malik rammed the van into the other causing the Abstergo van to be pushed completely off the road and onto a dirt ground before tumbling down a 5-foot long nonvertical slop before their van hit the ground laying sideways with a crash. They crashed into a canal area, any inches closer, the Abstergo van would have fallen in.

Templar: *kicks open the remaining van door off* *cough* *cough* DAMN IT!

The templar helped the other one out the sideways van and they both stood there as they watched the assassin van make a screeching stop at the top. Malik and Leonardo got if out of the van and carefully slide down the slope to the two Templars. Leonardo stood next to Malik but Malik stood a few inches forward just in case.

Malik: *holds out his metal arm out like iron-man making a small barely audible click of a gun* Don't move! We got you right where we want you thieves!

Leonardo: Please, all we want is the drive back. We don't want any trouble.

Malik: *rolls his eye*

Templar: *lifts his hands in the air* look, your friend has a point, we don't want any trouble either. Please spear us, surely we can come to a reasonable conclusion.

Malik: yes, so give us the drive back and we might consider spearing your lives!

Templar 2: *is a little shaky*

Templar: very well then. However it seems we have lost it somewhere in the van, and as you can see *gestures to the tipped-over van* it's a little tipped over at the moment. So, mind giving us a hand?

Malik: *glares with distrust at the Templars* ... Leo.

Leonardo: Si?

Templar: (just as I suspected it to be.)

Malik: mind getting the drive from the tipped van please?

Leonardo: huh!?

Malik: la taqaliq , sadaqni. ln yatluquu ealayk alnaar ya lywnardw. (don't worry, trust me. They won't shoot you Leonardo) So Leo, will you please go get it?

Leonardo: ... *nods* Mhm. *speed walks over to the van and searches it*

Templar: *has a small smug grin on his face*

Malik: *still holding up his metal arm in distrust* ... I'm warning you two!

Templar 2: *jumps a bit and is sweating a little*

Templar: easy my friend, we have nothing to hide.

Leonardo: *searching the van* come on... it must be here some- oh! *Hops out the van opening and runs over to Malik holding the still sealed drive in the plastic baggie* I found amico!

Templar: *pulls out the gun* thanks for the help *aims it at Leonardo and clicks the gun* signore Da Vinci.

Leonardo: *gasps And jumps back*

Malik: NO! *quickly rushes over to Leonardo and pushes him out the way*

Templar: *shoots Mailk*

Malik: GA- *Lands on the ground with a thud*

Malik hit the dirt ground and Leonardo landed on his back, still tightly holding the sealed drive in his hand he quickly scurries up and crawls over to Mailk.

Leonardo: MALIK! ARE YOU OK?!

Malik: *heavy grunts* I'm ok... he got my metal arm.

The metal are had a small dent in it and the was bullet stuck in the metal.

Malik: shukraan ribika. (thank you rebecca.)

Templar: *has his gun pointed at Malik* MAT! GRAB THE DRIVE FROM DA VINCI!

MAT: *a little shaken up* I-I-

Templar: Oh calm down! Everyone knows that Leonardo Da Vinci is a pacifist! He won't bite!

Mat: ... o-ok Grey. *walks toward Leonardo* h-hand over the drive!

Leonardo: *is just as shaken up as Mat*

Leonardo holds the drive tightly to his chest. He wasn't going to give it up.

Grey: DO IT! OR I'M PUTTING A BULLET IN THE ASSASSIN'S LEGENDARY RIGHT HAND MAN! And it an't going into his metal arm this time!

Leonardo: (what am I going to do!?)

Malik: don't do it Leonardo! Run! Run back to the Van and back to the others! Leave me! My impact on history is not as important as the one you are going to fill! Run!

Grey: HA! Like he would leave a helps bird to die alone! He's to passive to do such thing! Even if he did, it be more fun for us to torture you back in Abstergo labs! I bet the boss would love to poke around your DNA and memories for the pieces of Eden.

Leonardo: *looks back and forth at Malik and Grey in a panic motion*

It was then at the corner of his eye he saw the canal. The canal was full with dirty city water that drained from the street of all it's last weeks rain water that flooded the streets in a 3 inch puddle.

Leonardo: (I'm most likely going to regret this)

Grey: we can't wait any longer! Mat just grab it from him!

Mat: *jumps a little* y-yes Grey! *is about to snatch the sealed drive away*

Leonardo leaps back a bit, grabbing Malik and then quickly standing up.

Leonardo: hold your breath Malik!

Malik: Leonardo what are yOU- DOING!?

Leonardo with the drive hight in hand he leaped into the Canal, but not before hearing a gun shot go off behind them, then hearing a loud splash as they jumped into the canal waters. The sound of only rushing water filled their ears as they tried to kick and swim to the surface. The two gasped as they breached the surface and were quickly swept away up stream and about to go under an overpass.

Grey: damn it their getting away! *aims his gun is getting ready to shoot*

Mat: GREY STOP! *Grabs Grey's arms and moves them upward*

Grey shot the gun and the bullet hit the concrete overpass as the two in the canal were swept away under it.

Grey: DAMN IT! *pulls his hands away from Mat* THEY GOT AWAY WITH THE DRIVE! DAMN IT MAT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

Mat: *moves back, shacking* I... I... I didn't... I didn't want you to accidentally hit Leonardo Da Vinci. Y-Ya w-what if you had hit him instead of Malik? And it was to hit something vital! R-Rember what could happen if that was to happen, history as we know it could be totally erased! A-and h-he can be useful too!

Grey: ... *sighs* your right... I'm sorry I snapped at ya Mat.

Mat: your good brother.

Grey: no... no it's not... *sighs* you really need to learn to take initiative sometimes, ok?

Mat: *nods* yes brother.

Grey: guess we better come up with an excuse to tell Oliver, huh?

???: oh he already knows ragazzi.

Mat and Grey: 0_0💧

Malik and Leonardo struggle to keep their heads above the water as the canal slowly swept the two to the other side, there the water quickly became calm.

Malik: *cough* *cough* Leonardo! Are you ok!?

Leonardo: *gasp* Si! I'm ok!

Malik: where's the drive!?

Leonardo: *pulls his hand out the water with the drive in the plastic baggie* right here Amico!

Malik: HAHA! Excellent work Da Vinci! And quick thinking too.

Leonardo: *light blush of flattery* *chuckles* Thanks amico.

Malik: so where does this stream take us?

Leonardo: oh, that depends. What day is it?

Malik: Tuesday, why?

Leonardo: ...

Malik: Leonardo?

Leonardo: ...

Malik: ... Leo, where is the canal-

Leonardo: the open ocean...

Malik: O_O ... WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

The sound of falling water in the distance starts to fill the quite air. The two glanced behind them to see a rushing waterfall coming closer and closer into view.

Malik and Leonardo: ... AAAAAAHHH!!!

Malik grabs Leonardo by the wrist with his metal arm and starts trying to swim in the opposite flow of the currant.

Leonardo: Malik wait! WE HAVE TOO- WATCH OUT!

A large log crashed in to Malik from the side causing him to go dizzy and unable to swim properly. His movements were to weak and began to Let go of Leonardo's wrist.

Leonardo: MALIK! *sees a near by plastic bag*

Leonardo grabs the plastic bag and ties the bag quickly around his wrist and Malik's right organic wrist. Leonardo then prepared himself as he got into possession to face the waterfall that was now a goit away from the two.

Leonardo: HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COVER YOUR FACE MALIK! *does that*

Malik: huh? What- OH NO! *Quickly holds his breath*

They begin descending down out of New York's concrete walls and down into the deep blue ocean. Once the two resurfaced they began to try and keep their heads above the water but struggled with the battling tides.

Leonardo: MALIK! I- I CAN'T-

Malik: HANG IN THERE LEONARDO I'LL- *gets hit with a heavy wave and is now unconscious*

Leonardo: MALIK! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!? PLEASE- ... oh mio Dio... please help us...

A gaint wave swallowed the two whole as Leonardo soon passed out from exhaustion and the cold ocean water.

FINALLY I FINISHED MAKING EPISODE 3! Well I hope you enjoyed it, I know it was super long, but hey. Worth it 😎👌 also stay tuned for the next episode.

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The finale product of my art challenge 👌😎 tap or click image for a better look

A perfect dragon soul Rouge

DND

Man I was lazy with the background 😅... so heres one with out a background

Geez I love this man.

I don't care what anyone says Altair is my number 1 favorite assassin's creed character and he super easy to draw for me, so easy I can literal almost draw him complete by memory.

Anyway I hope you guys like this drawing of him, jeez I suck at drawing eyes XD this is my first time drawing realistically eyes, also lol sorry for the lack of background I had no idea what to do for a background. Anyway it's like 9:18 rn when this post was done so, i got school hope you guys like the drawing 😎👋.

(Also click if you wanna see the full image cause Tumblr be that way.)

(click image to see better cause Tumblr be like that)

Please help I have Plague Doctor brain rot rn and drew this for a Discord RPG server and I love this character to bits rn. And for those of you who are familiar with the Legends of Arthur. Yes she is named after the Kight Bliant. Bliant was the one who helped Sir Lancelot when he was love sick.

She also has her Plague Doctor staff, and you can thank @clqveris for the big brain idea of combining the one snake staff with the typical plague doctor staff (The staff with the hourglass and wings on it).

(click the read more if you want to see a more close up drawing of Bliant's staff and info on it as well)

Bliant's staff is no ordinary staff, the snake that is mounted to the staff, is named Nehushtan. Which was indeed inspired by the biblical story of Moses. Nehushtan was a metal serpent mounted on a staff that Moses had made, by God's command, to cure the Israelites of snake bites while wandering in the desert. Also the snake itself is sentaint, though it mostly just takes the form of an inanimate golden snake coiled around the staff, but it does have a true form, but more prefers to travel this away with its owner(s???).

Bliant can also talk to Nehushtan even when the snake is inanimate, and only she can hear Nehushtan talk. So most of the time when Bliant is talking to Nehushtan, to onlookers it just looks like Bliant is talking to inanimate staff, since Bliant is the only one who can hear Nehushtan through the deep connection she has with them. So to those that don't know her and about her staff, they just assume she's crazy, which many people do, but Blinat isn't to bothered by this fact that no one else can hear Nehushtan. In fact she is rather causal about it when people ask her why she talks to her staff, whether they believe her or not is up to them, and again she isn't bothered if they don't.

Altair Lbn-La'Ahad

... and that's it there's nothing else to it, I just doodled in class and I thought it was good

Man it's been forever since I did traditional drawing!

First time drawing Crowley, and I think he turned out great 👌

I've been thinking about headcannons with these two and I feel like they'd be good friends =)

(Click the image to see clearer)

This FALL!

Templar: THEIR GETTING AWAY!

Malik: Keep running Leo!

Leonardo: IM TRYING!

For the most anticipated Adventure of a life time!

Leonardo: AH! *trips* MALIK HELP!

Malik was to far into the woods to hear.

Templar: we got you now! *shoots by Leo's leg*

Leonardo: AAH! *shakes*

Templar leader: YOU IDIOT DON'T SHOOT HIM! That's leonardo da Vinci, one bullet in him and we could all be sent back to the dark ages!

Join Malik al sayf

Malik: I think we lost them leo. Leo? *turns head around* ... oh sh*t! Leo I'm coming!

Malik started running back after leonardo.

Templar: sorry sir!

Templar leader: don't start, cause you could have bla bla-

As they argued Leonardo saw the perfect opportunity to divides his escape. He saw a rock next to him, the size of a small tennis ball, he picked it up and then started running.

Templar leader: DAMN IT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE AFTER HIM!

And Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo stopped when he got far enough away.

Templar: you got no where to run!

Templar leader: now, hand over the drive!

Leonardo: *pants* *throws the rock but over shots it and ducks*

Malik: Leo I'm here-!

Templar: Wow! *miss fires by accident*

Instead of hitting Leonardo it end up hitting something.

Templar leader: you idiot what did I JUST SAY!

Templar: my bad.

Templar leader: Whatever, nice try Da Vinci, but a little rock isn't gonna stop us-

The rock hits a loos heavy brench above the two templars and started to break off from the tree.

Templar leader: so why don't you just come with us and- *gets crushed by the gaint tree brench* AAH-

The two templars were crushed by the gaint tree branch making them unconscious.

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Leonardo: Hey! It worked, I did it! *turns around* Malik did you-

Malik: grr... *right hand covering the hole in his chest*

Leonardo: Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!

Malik: I have, a f@#$ing hole in my chest! WHY DIDN'T YOU BLOCK THAT ONE!

Leonardo: I thought you had it!

Malik: Nooo!

COMING SOON

So I hope you guys liked this written out trailer of a thing I'm working on, called the epic adventures of Malik and Leonardo. So basically it is exactly what the title states it is so ya the story is basically gonna be about Malik and leonardo battling their way threw templars trying to get back home.

There will be...

drama! Heart break! Comedy! ACTION! ADVENTURE!!!

So don't miss out on this epic tale that I made out of boredom cause of school and covid!

If assassin's creed was star wars

Altair climbed up a rocky cliff and stood high and mighty as he saw Haytham just down below. Both with their hiden light sabers activated and light sabers in hand.

Altair: It's over Haytham! I have the high ground!

Haytham: You underestimate my POWER!

Altair: don't try it!

Haytham leaps up and onto a rocky plat form them does one final leap before flipping a little to close towards Altair.

Altair then uses his hiden blade to stab Haytham in the gut then with the light saber he sliced off his legs and left arm. Haythem screamed in pain before he started tumbling down the rocky cliff close to the lava flow.

Altair retreated his blade and saber and looked down at Haythem, while Haytham looked up at him from below and ever slowly tried to crawl closer to the cliff.

Altair: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said that you would destroy the Templars, not join them!

Haytham began to crawl even closer, yet he was still so far out of reach.

Altair: Bring balance to the Force of Eden... NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

Altair turned his back away from Haytham as he continued to try and crawl to the top of the cliff. Altair picked up Haytham's light saber and started walking away, but not before taking one last glance at what has become of young Haytham.

Haytham: I HATE YOU!

Altair: you were my brother, Haytham.

Altair: I loved you.

The best ending Alternet ending

Altair: it's over Haytham! I have the high ground!

Haytham: don't underestimate my power!

Altair: Are you dumb or just f***ing special? I've been training you for 13 long-@$$ years and you still think having some sort of magical bull**** power is going to save your three little b*** limbs when I chop you up like Darth Robert? Not only am I more skilled then you, I'm on the MOTHER****ING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read the art of war?! it says in bold "do not try and f*** with the high ground, Haytham." This is honestly the reason why you're not a master assassin. Your ligitamently dumber then sand and more of a whiny emotional sh*t then your partner shay. Also you were my brother Haytham, I loved you.

Personally I like the last ending better.

By the way that last one is a reference to this x

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Ah MS Paint, such fun and simpler times!