I Just Realized That Loki Know Luna Snow Dance Moves Perfectly, We Know That He Doesn’t Immediately

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orchestrated sister procurement (completely legal)

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

also my work for mk ask

I love giving incredibly animalistic monsters like posh English accents

Like imagine some of those bug creatures from Warhammer or Helldivers saying “oh great heaven I do believe that there are target over yonder, I do believe that we should go attack those fellows”

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN-

commission for "Bring It On! Occidental entertainment fan convention" 2023

I have emerged from the other side of color hell and brought forth this

Important things Soulsborne taught us about life:

- No matter where you are or what you’re doing, there will always be a poisonous swamp between you and your goal

- If you try help people they just fucking go crazy and die!!!!!!!

- Saying a completely normal thing a bit slowly and adding creepy laugher in the end automatically makes you more charismatic

- The door doesn’t open from this side

- The best way to free yourself from unfair system is to eat people until you turn into an abomination

- Don’t look where the cheeky bald man asks you to look

- You can still see and navigate perfectly even with a weird thing on your head that obscures all vision apparently

- Actually not even death will end the suffering

- People will try to escape a problem by using what CAUSES this problem and just trying to “be careful” because we indeed live in a society I guess

- There is no such thing as “too” tall/big woman

Saviors of humanity

I love fighting game rosters because its like here’s the most attractive woman you’ve ever seen. Here’s an absolute freak of nature. Here’s a beautiful trans woman. Here’s a very gay young man. Here’s the coolest guy you’ve ever seen and he’s wielding a big sword. Heres a gorgeous nonbinary person. Here’s just a creature. Here’s a man who probably doesn’t know what fractions are. Here’s a guy where if he touches you you die instantly. Here’s a lesbian that likes to kick you