Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.
Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two
tsumu is the type of guy to have exes that are friends with each other but hates him
Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)
cinder and scarlet were giving that list and explained to why they can’t swear on national tv more than once
Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin
Nico: I don’t
Thalia: ...
Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin
When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat
streamer hiori who try to hide he’s vaping but in the most obvious way possible
i’m bored
can i just say i love the fact alex rider isn’t the chosen one. like yeah he’s the only successful child spy but that’s only because his uncle was just grooming him since birth to be a spy and no one in their right mind would do that to their kid
you know those vampire x mortal stories where the human is way too comfortable and eager about their vampire drinking their blood. that’s ochako word for word