EXACTLY BC PETER IN THE COMICS IS LOWKEY A MENACE NOT A BABY

steve: you recruited??? a 14-year-old spider kid???

tony: the children yearn for the mines

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

”something med school did not cover: someone’s daughter, someone’s mother”

Rip Maysilee Donner. You would’ve loved Cinna

“you’re just thinking it’s a small thing that happened; the world ended when it happened to me” (it’s steve and tony in civil war guys)

spider-man: gwen stacy 😻 jonny storm 😻 deadpool 😻 mj 😻 other mj 😻 other other mj 😻

there’s never been a character more made for multi-shipping than your friendly neighborhood spider-man, good ol’ peter parker ‼️

just realized frozen 2 is already five years old??? dont even talk to me im mourning the passage of time

katniss: how do you think haymitch won the games?

peeta: he outsmarted the others

haymitch in his games: drinks poison water, falls asleep in a blueberry patch without attempting to cover his tracks, tries to pet a bunny during the countdown, makes an alarming number of bunny-related decisions in general

im just saying trump and general ross have sort of similar mannerisms and speaking patterns

are we going to get an orange hulk next?