When I Have Trig Homework But Im Watching Movies And Writing Fanfic Instead

Peter, through the radio: on 3 cut the gray wire, ok? 1..2..

Tony: wait, I don’t have a gray wire! I have red, green and yellow.

Peter, scratching his head: that’s weird. I have light gray, medium gray, dark gray.

Tony: you do?

Peter: fuck. my bad, I forgot I’m colour blind.

Tony: you’re WHAT?

Peter: doesn’t matter, just cut the middle one.

Tony, slightly panicking: it DOES MATTER! My middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted!!

Peter: on 3..1..2..

Tony, overly panicked: PETER, STOP

Peter: *rolling his eyes*

Tony: wait, I’m coming to you.

Tony, running to him: point to the wire you want me to cut.

Peter, showing him: this gray one right here.

Tony, heavily breathing: okay, by the way, it green, kiddo.

Peter: ohh.. which one is red?

Tony: the one in your left hand.

Peter: wait, which one is that? I’m also dyslexic.

Tony: how. did I. not know. THAT

i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

maybe the covey should stop naming their kids after doomed ballads. why not name them roxanne or rosemary. goddamn

theyre idiots i love em

peter, when tony tells him to go back home and not fight the dangerous space aliens because he is a child who shouldn’t be putting himself into harm’s way:

marvel characters as taylor swift songs but i take no critiques

tony stark:

stephen strange:

clint barton:

bucky barnes:

natasha romanoff:

peter parker (andrew)

peter parker (tom)

yelena belova:

pepper potts:

loki:

I AM AWAITING THIS WITH BATED BREATH

i need a fic where nick fury is peter’s uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like ‘yeah i hung out with uncle nick’ and tony is like ‘i didnt know u had another uncle than ben??’ and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury

i love giving peter random family figures

beetee’s sotr baby

i was just thinking about how it wouldnt be terribly implausible for beetee’s unborn child to have died in finnick’s games. sotr took place during the 50th games, which means by the 65th games, the kid wouldve been 14 or 15. you could say “oh, well, they wouldve been reaped as soon as they turned 12” but like, not really. it would be much more devastating for beetee to have to wait to see if his baby is going to be reaped just like their older brother. beetee would expect it at 12 and 18 since those are the first and last years theyd be eligible, but 14/15 would be more unexpected (though im not saying beetee wouldnt expect it, just less so). imagine beetee seeing this 14-year-old finnick come home after beetee’s own died (at the hands of finnick? maybe, but i think it’s more likely to be otherwise based on beetee’s and finnick’s dynamic) and seeing his own child in a broken boy’s face.

just a thought

i dont even fw pjo anymore that much but i just realized that thalia didnt have her sibling in life because she thought he was forever dead and jason didnt have his sibling in death because he knew she’d be forever living