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Why did I spend three days working on this

This isn’t even something that I put a lot of effort in

But at the same time I put a lot of effort in it

Why

So

There has been a running gag that on of the characters in the dnd game I’m in is Glamrock Freddy. Here’s why

Characters

Darya: swashbuckler rogue white tiger Tabaxi

My character

Makoto: rogue black dragon borne in the beginning

Now a barbarian

The pc in question

Salvera aka Salsa: bard aarakocra

So this started when it was just me and Mak’s pc and of course the dm

One day Mak’s pc wasn’t there so it was just me and the dm

We were in a dungeon and our dm forgot that Mak was a thing

So I was going down

AND THEN

He remembered

So he says Darya hears the Freddy Faz Bear running from security breach as Mak then proceeds to smite everyone in the room

So it eventually became a thing that we would laugh at when Mak wasn’t there or when he got back

Fast forward to now

Mak’s PC hasn’t been back in a WHILE

So it’s me Salsa’s pc and of course our lovely dm

WHO

HAS DECIDED TO EXPLAIN WHY MAK IS ESSENTIALLY BECOME BRAIN DEAD

So we fought the arch angel Gabriel and Mak got light poisoning

Which essentially in a year

Will turn him into an angel

But he specifically got it in his soul

So he still fights and everything but there’s nothing back there (for now)

This led to a class change and lots of emotions from Darya but most importantly

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Is even more accurate and cannon

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She thinks it’s hilarious to steal her sister’s ball and depending on its size hide it from her with her own body

She’s actually really smart in that she has figured out how to use her neck floof to make smaller balls completely disappear

This time it was too big for that so she used it as a pillow

Her sister argues with her everytime

In the dnd game I’m in last night we did a few things:

We spent far too long trying to open a door only to learn it was a sliding door.

The other player had to mute themselves because of how much they were dying XD

We also spent two game days somehow rebuilding a sky ship while the apocalypse is looming.

The sliding door was on the ship.

I made this a long time ago but for some reason never posted! It is my quick guide to protecting yourself against burnout as a person with ADHD and ASD.

Of course it is all about meeting your support needs at the end of the day, which are completely individual and may vary over time, but this could function as a guide if you have a hard time figuring out where to start! 🫶🏻 💙💙💙

Who wants a summary of the dnd game I’m in?

Fool

In the dnd game I’m in yesterday we discovered something amazing

My friend sent me this after saying something without context and I felt like I needed to share it

The characters

Dm: dungeon master

Darya (Rogue Fighter (Pirate) Tabaxi): my character

Salsa/Salvera (Bard bird): my friend that did this

Makoto/Mak/Mac n Cheese/Freddy Faz Bear (Chaotic ass barbarian dragonborne)

The player/friend that’s been gone so he’s turned into Freddy from security breach

God/Caius (unarmed fighter): NPC we dragged along

So we stepped into basically a boss arena in these super cold icy mountains

Darya rolled stupid high on history and investigation a 31 and nat 20 with a total of 34

She finds a symbol of Tiamat in the floor

(And some other things but what matters is the symbol)

(We have dealt with Tiamat and Asmodeus before when Mak accidentally released hell)

AND OUT OF NO WHERE

MY GOOD PAL

THE PC OF SALSA AKA SALVERA

“Tiamat is Cotten eye joe”

We all started dying

And I was sent this

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

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