Arashiyama: Seriously, You Have To Stop Joking About Your Traumas!

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.

Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.

Chika: What doesn’t kill you, makes you weird at intimacy.

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Osamu: You know, you’re not pleasant when you’re like this, Katori.

Katori, I’m always like this.

Osamu: My point exactly.

“ Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed “

- Kageura about Inukai probably

Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.

Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?

Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.

Hyuse: The next time I come to you guys looking emotionally vulnerable feel free to knock me out so I don’t say anything I regret

Osamu: Don’t be like that! If anything’s on your mind tell us!

Hyuse: Please, just hit me in the head.

Chika: We’re here for you whenever you need us!

Hyuse: Hit. Me.

Yuma: I’ll do it.

Hyuse: See, he cares about me.

Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.