Usami: Every Single Odd Number Has The Letter “ E “ In It….

Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.

Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Chika: What doesn’t kill you, makes you weird at intimacy.

Hyuse: The next time I come to you guys looking emotionally vulnerable feel free to knock me out so I don’t say anything I regret

Osamu: Don’t be like that! If anything’s on your mind tell us!

Hyuse: Please, just hit me in the head.

Chika: We’re here for you whenever you need us!

Hyuse: Hit. Me.

Yuma: I’ll do it.

Hyuse: See, he cares about me.

Arashiyama: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I….. I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Ayatsuji: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.

Tsuji: I just wanna go somewhere super super deserted and just scream my heart out.

Jin: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Kido: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Kazama: I don’t have anger issues!

Suwa: A worker fucked up your order at McDonald’s and you screamed “ You done mcfucked up now! “

Suwa; And then you called him a chicken mcnobody.

Kazama: Ha, chicken mcnobody.

Miura (about Katori): I think I’m im love with her.

Wakamura: How many times have you two talked?

Miura: We just made a lot of eye contact, but it’s the same thing.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.