Headcanon: While Growing Up Diego Taught Klaus Basic Spanish So That They Could Talk Without The Others

Julie: why is Luke crying

Alex: he took a what “member of Julie and the Phantoms are you” quiz...

Reggie: and he got me

Luke: *sobbing* I’m not worthy

Leon: so how is Merlin adjusting to life in Camelot?

Gwen: really well, actually. Although i think he's gone a bit numb. Here, watch this

Gwen: hey Merlin! Morgana has conjured another undead army and they're headed this way. Death is imminent

Merlin, wearing sunglasses and sipping from a juice box: wack

you ever just. this is humanity’s eleventh hour. and i’ve prepared something for the occasion. it’s a show stoppin number. a real show stopper. a show stoppin number come on. something to shock em, to bring them a crawling a big time box office draw. with the press and the glamour, we’ll kill the reviews. spotlight on mr ingénue. so fill up your tumblr. got a show stoppin number for you. professor if they hear us they will kill us. a show stoppin number is something you die for. a real catchy ear-wormy tune. an award winning score, that seeps in and out of your pours. a dity to make the chorus girls swoo-oon. it’ll unify humanity, in a thundering chorus. no exit from this broadway venue. so crash those shiny symbols. got show stoppin hymnal for you. this songs pretty good huh. i bet you didn’t know that i was also a composer. i’m fact, while i’ve been preparing for the apocalypse i’ve also been writing my own musical. do you mind if i give you the pitch? we don’t have the ti- fuckin go for it. it’s called workin boys, a new musical. it’s the story of a group of old college chums. sure they found success in the business world. but still, they long for the simpler times. in the beat up old house at the edge of college campus. but those glory days, they’re gone for good. or are they? this here, this is the title number. business calls i’m up to my ass in shit. what is this business? markets are crashing and i’m at the edge of my witts. i just can’t take it. when all i want to do is spend the day with greg, and steve, and stu, and mark, and leighton, and chad. ring ring, the phone rings. i answer it. oh, hey greg. i’m swamped, with business. stocks, bonds, golden parachutes. remember those days on the football field greg? last week feels like ages ago. today? after work? on the football field? the old stomping ground eh greg? just you and me, and steve, and stu, and mark and leighton, and chad (and chad). five o’clock. i see you then greg. i’ll see you then. all i want to do, i spend the day with steve an. five o’clock can’t come soon enough, five o’clock can’t come soon enough, five o’clock can’t come soon enough. i can’t wait to get home, to my boys. a show stoppin number, a real show stopper. an aria to rule them all. they’ll throw us their money, at full price admission. the world will come crumbling down. Hamilton move over, your new competitions in town. hey henry. greg, is that really you? no professor that’s not greg! been a long time. hey boys, ready to toss around that pigskin? stu, you haven’t aged a day. can it be five o’clock already? it must be. come in henry, we’ve got some work to do. working boys we’re up to our ass in shit. what is this business? five o’clock can’t come soon enough. five o’clock can’t come soon enough. five o’clock can’t come soon enough. i can’t wait to get home to my boys. yk?

The scene where Merlin walks back into Gaius’s chambers during season one and asks, “Do you hear clanging?” bc he’s just so precious when he says that with his squinty little eyes, how can you not fall in love?

If you could show someone whose never watched it one scene of Merlin to get them hooked and give them a good idea of what’s great about the show, which scene would you choose?

valiant episode is funny if u think about the fact that. the dog statue was supposedly never in any way alive before merlin used his spell....... so merlin did not in fact need to be right abt the snakes for that plan to work...... like ok merlin speaking the truth was an important aspect of the ep however im LOSING it at the idea of this guy valiant not even cheating but just being fucking insufferable and merlin being like..... ugh what a creep i cant stand him :/ ..... are those depictions of snakes on his shield ? 👀 inchresting..... omg im a genius HAHA get fucked

has anyone made this joke yet

I love Daegal as much as the next person, but we can’t forget that he literally led Merlin to his worst enemy who literally tried to kill him. And yeah, Daegal came back and helped Merlin stop Arthur from getting killed, but.... he still helped Morgana. No hate, I seriously love Daegal, i just love him BECAUSE of his arc of redemption in that one epsiode.

Ugh i love Daegal so much, he is just so perfect and can do no wrong

i heard Colin Morgan say “how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?” when I was 12 and my brain chemistry was permanently altered

Reggie: I’ll get a cheeseburger, no strawberries.

McDonald’s employee: Strawberries?

Reggie: No, thank you.

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.