What Really Went Down In Babe’s Head During This Moment

“I tried to talk to him and be his friend, but that’s like trying to be friends with an evil snail.”

— Skinny Sisk about Liebgott

spiers trying to explain why rumours are untrustworthy(?) through his weird extensive roman history knowledge that i honestly still don’t understand:

i’m incredibly sorry for the lack of effort in this one–

BoB Text Posts: Liebgott and Webster edition

okay so Modern AU where Gene is the one who always takes care of the guys but one day he falls ill and well,,,,

Dick notices first because he's always keeping an eye on everyone and Gene's been acting kinda off lately

he wants to check on him but Gene doesn't let him because he knows he's getting sick but he can handle it

he cannot handle it

he gets a bad fever and Dick forces him to stay in bed

meanwhile the news spread and it's actual chaos

everyone wants to do something to help but those idiots just end up making a big mess

at least they're trying

Lip brings blankets. a lot. a lot of blankets.

Babe brings chocolate. Every kind he can find in the store.

he literally comes back with two bags full of chocolate because he didn't know which one was Gene's favorite flavor. so he just buys them all.

Muck, Malarkey and Penkala are the kind od friends that come visit you when you're sick to update you on every stupid little thing that has happened while you were not there

Babe comes back the next day with a bunch of flowers

The smell is too strong and like Gene keeps sneezing but he refuses to let anyone take the flowers away

Web brings books to read

Speirs comes back from the pharmacy with 10 packs of the pills gene had asked him to buy

when Gene asks why he just shrugs and goes like "for good measure"

Nix offers him a drink because "a drink a day keeps the doctor away"

Dick tells him off but he actually manages to make Gene laugh

Luz cracks jokes all the time, he sits down next to Gene to keep him company and starts telling the weirdest stories

all of sudden the guys start to gather around to listen and laugh all together

Dick knocks on the door every hour or so to check on Gene and to make sure the kids™ are not being too loud or annoying

Gene actually loves it

He loves them all

im soft now bye

Lipton: you need to be careful, you nearly died

Speirs: you call it a near-death experience

Speirs: I call it a vibe-check from god

just absolutely living for bull’s face when lieb says “why don’t we just shoot bull here, feed the company for a whole week?”

“boi are u serious i will slap u with the power of arkansas”

no i will not elaborate

100 years of a legend.

Happy birthday, Sparky!

Sobel: Winters, they will find you guilty, the sentence is death. You’ll be hung at dawn.

Nixon: HE’S ALREADY HUNG

Winters: Excuse me while I punch my boyfriend