Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.
Luz: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Speirs: I do have a sense of humor you know
Luz: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Speirs : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!
Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!
Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*
Everyone, when hearing an incoming:
Meanwhile Speirs:
Joe Toye: this date is boring.
George Luz: this isn’t a date, I told you I was only going to be sorting hershey bars.
Joe Toye: then why did you invite me?
George Luz: I didn't. I specifically said 'don't come with me' and you said 'fuck you, I do whatever I want.' and followed me here.
Perconte: Listen, kid-
O'Keefe: Please, call me O'Keefe!
Perconte: I'd really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere
“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey
“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe
Sobel “private…why is your pocket squirming?”
Shifty “there is a turtle inside, sir.”
Sobel “…god dammit. Go put it back.”
Perconte: Luz is a really good salesman he once sold me a nickel for a quarter.
Babe: Don't worry, if you ever need me, I’m available 24/6.
Doc Roe: You mean 24/7?
Babe: No, I'm afraid Saturday is Hang Out With Bill Day.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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