Perconte: “....Speirs is going to kill us for this, isn't he?”
Christenson: “....Maybe we shouldn’t tell him.”
Speirs: “Maybe you shouldn’t tell me what?”
shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed
shifty:
lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot
I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fuckinging life.
Webster: Is Joe here?
Grant: You know what?
[Joe jumping out the window in the background]
Grant: He just left.
Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?
Perconte: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you
Muck: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you
Luz: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions
Who else is crying about the ACT because they haven't studied?
David Webster: [hugs Jones]
Chuck Grant: You’re awfully quiet, Joe.
Joe Liebgott, looking at Jones: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
throwing one down for my homie beyb-😩✊
Luz: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Liebgott: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Malarkey: Tackle him
Perconte: Dump him
Babe: Kick him in the shin
Toye: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN, YOU IDIOT!
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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