Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!
20 years later...
Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!
Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH
these freaks again
When the person you reblogged reblogs your reblog of their reblog
[Drafting my OC's future self]
Me: Wow, this bitch goes from curly haired twink to curly haired twunk. Holy shit.
Bylers PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE when season 5 comes out FLOOD every homophobic comments section about Mike not being queer with the response:
"Stranger things have happened"
PLEASE. Like spread this post, spread the word, we HAVE to do this.
"stop posting butch and femme jack manifold"
no????
Me: They're brats
The fandom: But they're gay lol
Me: Oh... yeah okey then
They were supposed to last longer than Mat...
I'm mean, at least Ash hasn't... oh wait...
Queerest names possible (in a good way), go.
IT'S MATPAT!!!
THE GREATEST THEORIST OF ALL TIME PROBABLY!!!
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING UR BRAIN GROWTH FROM IF NOT MATPAT?!?!?!?!!?
Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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