Mahiro in a different universe
Mahiro: Good morning :D!!!
Momiji: Buenos dias Mahi !
Mahiro: Huh ?
Nayuta: Que pasa Mahiro ?
Mahiro: Sorry um, could you repeat that ?
Asahi: Oigan por que Mahiro esta hablando ingles ?
Nayuta: Quiza se cree gringa
Mahiro: Um???
Momiji: Dejenme probar algo
Momiji: Oye Mahi, te ves bonita hoy ;]
Mahiro: Uhhh.. yes ?
Miyo: Oooh, una pareja con una barrera de lenguajes...... esto tiene potencial
Mahiro: So uh.... whats going on >_>??
Nayuta: I think you forgot how to speak spanish
Mahiro: SPANISH?!?!?
Momiji: Hablas ingles ?
Nayuta: Hehe ;>
I have art ideas
be warned
Nayuta and Mahiro watching
Chitose: Soooo, hows school Nayuta ?
Nayuta: I have developed a new hobby
Chitose: Oh ?
Nayuta: Its called "Mahiro watching", i just wait and see what silly thing Mahiro chan will do
Chitose: Oh god you sound like Mihari, there cant be that much silly things for you to develop a whole hobby about it.... right ?
Nayuta: Well.....
...........
Mahiro: awawawawa,,,,,im sorry Momiji i panicked and i had just found this really cool sand so i had to put it on my pocket and i thought we were gonna fight and-
Momiji: WHY POCKET SAND?????
.........
Mahiro: I think i have made mistake.
Momiji: What did you do ?
Mahiro: well-
Yuta and Minato enter the classroom looking 200% more Yuri than before
Mahiro: um.. that
Miyo: SUCH A BLESSING!!!
........
Mahiro: do you all sometimes play games for hours and then start seeing the Badhiro?
Momiji: the what ?
Mahiro: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly
........
Mahiro: NAYUTAN WE NEED TO COOK
Nayuta: i dont think we should be selling meth Mahiro chan
Mahiro: I MEANT FOOD
Nayutan: oh-
.....
Chitose: wait what was the last one ?
Nayuta:.... POCKET SAND
Chitose:..... i wear glasses Nayuta
Nayuta: uh oh
Miyo's yuritastic adventures
Aoi: So you are finally here Miyo
Miyo: Indeed, today we will learn which of us holds the absolute truth
Aoi: I will show you the power of BL and you will lose.
Miyo pins Aoi to a wall: Wouldnt you like to experience yuri before that ?
Aoi: !!!
And then Miyo wakes up from her dream
Miyo: ... hmph
The end...?
Onimai but Mihari is the neet (Also Mahiro is already girl cause of gender)
Mihari: * Chills on her room trying to perfect a new drug*
Mahiro: GET UP MIHARI WE ARE GOING TO THERAPY
Mihari: EEK
the end. (Big sis Mahiro was too powerful)
I think Onimai would be so much worse if Mahiro wasnt a neet at the start, even if they are just some glimpses and not the full scope, relating to Mahiro's struggles during the manga are one of the things that made me get so attached to it as a whole.
Mahiro Oyama its my favorite female character in media (even if the manga might never cross the gap of defining Mahiro fully as a girl) and i am excited to see where her journey will lead her.
Mahiro and the Council
Momiji: Mahiro-chan... i think i like you >_<
Mahiro.exe stopped working
Meanwhile on Mahiro's brain
Rational Mahiro: we have to say no.
Shy Mahiro: B-but... its M-Momiji....
Irrational Mahiro: WE HAVE TO SAY NO WE ARE GONNA GO TO JAIL, MIHARI SAD , THEY WOULD BULLY ME ON JAIL!!!
Bold Mahiro: But its Mihari's fault... we can just blame her and... and see what makes Momiji like us!!
Mean Mahiro: Maybe She is just crazy
Bold Mahiro hits Mean Mahiro on the head
Mean Mahiro: owwie :(
Puppyhiro: I like Momiji too....
Rational Mahiro: Dont start Puppyhiro...
Meanwhile outside
Momiji: Mahiro chan ?
Mahiro: o_o
Nayuta: i think you broke her
MomiMahi kabedon but its just their usual sillyness
Momiji: *pins Mahiro to a wall*
Mahiro: um.. Momiji ?
Momiji panicking because she didnt plan anything: YOU ARE SO CUTE!
Mahiro: EH ?!?!
Momiji going with the flow: AND ALSO VERY PRETTY
Mahiro: HUH ?!?!? O////O
Momiji: AND... AND YOU ARE FUNNY
Mahiro: >////<?!?!?!
Momiji rambling: AND ...AND YOUR INTEREST ARE FUN !!!AND PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU IS GREAT AND YOU BRIGHTEN THE ROOM!!! AND AND(....)
20 mins later
Nayuta: What are they doing ?
Asahi: uhh a talking competition ?
in front of them Mahiro is melting and still pinned against a wall by a Momiji who locked herself on a gay rambling, and miyo its on the floor.
Nayuta: Full house!!
Asahi: Nice try Nayutan!! but i evolve my combusken into a blaziken with 3 energies
Momiji: You fool, I SUMMON EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE
Mahiro: Momiji, roll for perception
Momiji: Oh okay ? ..... i got a 10
Mahiro: She doesnt notice, Miyo roll for a suprise attack
Miyo:..... i got natural 20
Mahiro: Miyo hits a critical strike, your exodia dies
Momiji: HUH??!?!
Mihari: What are you all playing.....
Mahiro: Well we had all this incomplete game sets so we are kinda improvising
Kaede: So Mihari, why does your brother doesnt visit, like at all ?
Mihari: Oh thats.... well-
Mahiro coming out of nowhere: We sold him.
Kaede and Mihari: Huh?!?!?
Mahiro: We sold him to science.
Kaede looks at Mihari
Mihari:... its... true
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