Sometimes My Dreams Have So Many Crazy Plot Twists That Actually Make So Much Sense Within The Context

It's been a year since last year.

My ex best friend literally thought it was “cute” that her boyfriend got jealous when she talked to her guy friends, and when she first told me that, I immediately told her that was a red flag. Well guess why they broke up? Because of his jealousy. And then they decided to get back together three days later even though he was moving away in a month and they wouldn’t be trying long distance. Her whole identity and self-confidence hinged on that relationship and I honestly found it all so pathetic.

This is why I don’t trust straight relationships.

I got a little stuffed animal elephant that I've started carrying around everywhere. He was in my purse at church too, so I told my dad we were converting him to Christianity. My dad looked him over and said "Isn't he a baby?" And when I said yes, my dad said "He doesn't need to be converted. He is without sin." Which was. So cute 😭 And then during dinner, I placed him on the table next to where I sit, and I saw my dad staring at him. "What does he tell you?" I asked. My dad shook his head. "He's mute." And I was like "Oh lore? 👀"

But the point is that he doesn't make fun of me or demean me for caring so much about my stuffed animals. And it's such a blessing that I don't need to worry or even think about hiding that part of myself around him. He's setting a good standard, so if I get married in this life, I need to find a man who'll interact with my interests in a kind and open-minded way. I deserve nothing less.

I so love (no I don't) how my older brother told my little brother that if they had been in the same grade, that my little brother would have absolutely been in my older brother's friend group. And then my older brother also told me that he hates being associated with me. So I think I have a reason to be upset by our relationship.

@thoughtsofagremlin

AYO

HEY

HEY OH MY GOODNESS YOU MADLAD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I WAS

I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT AT FIRST AND I JUST SAT THERE STARING AT THE NOTIFICATION UNTIL IT SUNK IN AND I WAS SO EXCITED LISTEN THANK YOU YOU'VE BLESSED US ALL

I see your "Kaveh gets hurt and Alhaitham is forced to face his feelings and confesses before it's too late", but I raise you: "Alhaitham gets hurt and confesses because he's too out of it to have the filter that's usually keeping him from complimenting Kaveh at every turn"

One of my fears is that I'll one day become famous through writing novels, but one well-meaning person is going to try and cancel me for plagiarizing the story idea from online, and then I will have to prove my innocence by revealing both my Wattpad and my Tumblr accounts

really just saw an online book blog say that Frodo was the main character of The Hobbit smh

My dad is the funniest guy in the entire world and everyone needs to acknowledge this right now

My mom literally got mad at my brother because he grabbed a purple towel instead of a blue one. She really said, “I’m not like this open-minded generation. I’m not like you guys.” Like, okay???? We know???? That’s not something to be proud of mother

I just remembered, the whole reason I made a Tumblr account was because a Tumblr person said they wanted to talk to someone about the Magic Thief series, and I had just been thinking about reading them, and then I never did. And that person posted it in January, and I don’t know if they’re still into the series, so. . . I’m not gonna try.