It Costs You Literally Nothing To Leave Service Dogs The Fuck Alone.

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The Riddler hijacks the local TV airwaves and appears onscreen holding a comically long roll of paper. After dramatically clearing his throat, he proceeds to read from it.

“The following is a list of people who can suck it. Number One: The Joker. I don’t think I need to explain that one. Number Two: Cluemaster. Fuck you, you stole my bit, and I will be like a plague unto your house. Number Three: King Tut. You also stole my bit, but did it while killing people and got me arrested for murder. Also, I’m, like, 93% sure you’re a white guy and your costume is racist.

“Number Four: The Scarecrow. I know you ate my leftover Chinese, Jon, even though I wrote my name on it. I was saving that for lunch. I had to eat a goddamn peanut butter and jelly sandwich like a five-year-old. It was all you had in the hideout. For fuck’s sake, go shopping, not all of us can live like a bridge troll.

“Number Five: The Penguin. You- No, no, wait, wait… That one should be crossed out. He replaced that and apologized. Never mind, Oswald, you’re fine. Drinks at 7:00 tomorrow, right?

“Anyway, where was…? Ah, yes. Number Six: The Mad Hatter. You carded me and left me like that for six hours because I, and I quote, ‘would not stop talking about Mythbusters.’ Well, excuse me for trying to make intellectually stimulating conversation on a level you could understand. I suppose every time you prattle on about mome raths and borogoves it’s goddamn Shakespeare? Well… Well, it’s Carroll, but… Oh, you know what I mean!

“Number Seven: Catwoman. You left me hanging by one hand from a ledge five stories up and holding a twenty-pound bag of jewels and very pointy  objets d'art while you ‘distracted’ the Dark Knight. I know you were making out with him, Selina. You were gone for fifteen minutes. My shoulder almost dislocated. Very unprofessional.

“Number Eight: Kite Man.”

Here the Riddler pauses, lifting his narrowed gaze to glare at the camera, voice dropping to an ominous tone.

“You know what you did…”

His demeanor shifts quickly, and he’s back to reading from his list almost cheerfully.

“Number Nine! Th-”

He’s interrupted by a crashing noise in the background and looks over his shoulder just an instant before a deep voice angrily growls, “Riddler!”

“Oh, for the love of-” He turns to glare at the camera, speaking quickly. “Number Nine: Batman! Interrupting me while I’m on television making very important- Hm-mmph!”

He’s reduced to muffled curses as a black gloved hand covers his mouth and pulls him out of frame. The camera tilts, a cracking noise is heard, and the broadcast turns to static.

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

Hellloo! I am once again taking on inktober! Im not going to be as ambitious this year but i have yet again chosen two prompt lists

Ill do a peice from at least one of the prompt lists each day, maybe two if ive got time! Heres the lists ive picked!

This one i found posted by @emerald-emerlad which im really glad i found as ive been meaning fo do fanart for this podcast for a while! Hehe

Annd of course this one

Im excited for this year!, im not gonna stick to just one medium this year, so the drawings may be a mix of both traditional and digital, depending on how im feelin heh

Inktober day 2 suit I went with some FNAF fan art on this one @dreamingdreamsalways

Day 16! Angel!

Day 4, exotic

Exotic butters

...so...im a Phoenix's shadow???

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

This ......I just ......I don't know

you know when kids were fascinated with jumping to touch the ceiling or top of doors? yeah a few years back in eighth grade, a kid was trying to touch a vent in the ceiling, missed, and hit the fire alarm hard enough that it fell to the ground and broke. We all waited to see if it was going to go off but he just pocketed it and walked away like nothing happened. Next day there was a locker sweep trying to find it but it just was Gone

If just like everyone to know. Tomatoes are Transvegetable