Plant

me, when none of the uquiz options fit me and i have to choose a random option: this is horrible. i am going to get a skewed result in this quiz about what type of [insert inconsequential internet culture thing] i am

the bullseye themed chain is a contender that rivals the Swedes’s; consider target

there are very few department stores in which you can have a comfortable overnight stay in. walmart technically is well supplied for a sleepover, but it’s actual interiority (the germs, messes, depressing tiled flooring, very warehouse-like arrangement) makes it hostile to the intimacy of a slumber party. ikea on the other hand? it’s like being in a series of miniature homes that have been stripped of walls and ceilings. the displays are segmented into rooms, but they’re still ensnared in a wider matrix of observable private spaces from wherever you’re standing. to have an ikea go from “a place to shop” to “a place to stay in” reveals the luxurious comfort of it’s delightfully cluttered landscape. those people who were stuck in that denmark ikea overnight are the only people on this earth who are getting raptured. the rest of us are going to hell.

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Actually that checks out

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

– Audrey Hepburn

Eugeniya Dudnikova - Moon Cowboy, 2019

Ngl, this is literally the reason I got my undercut

i too am an undercut lance enthusiast 

(also yet another oneshot dj idea that i have)

if you're feeling bored, do this little experiment and tag with your score! you link 10 words together that are as different as possible

I’m genuinely curious: what do you personally consider “staying up late”?

No one will notice we’re gone…