Shen: I Don't Need Anyone But My Husband. Seriously, People, Go Fuck Yourself.

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I have an AU where Della was found by Reginella and they both live happily ever after as married lesbians.

I love when comic writers make their own backstories for Donald by telling stories about his childhood and teen years, but this straight up makes me evil. I don't know what feels worse, the thought of an awesome character like Della being far away from her family for so long maybe not even meeting them ever again because of the decades she will spend there or the simple idea that Donald had a happy childhood with his parents and sister, but now they're all gone and he has no one but himself from these times. ouch</3

Fanfic for my birthday!

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Pete liked to look at Donald.

He remembered it from his childhood.

He liked watching the yellow duckling enthusiastically quacking something, showing how to assemble various incomprehensible shit from cubes or some kind of figures.

He liked watching the duckling in the sailor suit smile cheerfully while they both played with the boats.

He liked watching a teenage grunge duck practice guitar, and when nothing worked out, he threw it aside, taking out his notebook to write or draw something.

He liked watching his comrade and the soldier smile brightly, tenderly quacking such kind words that saved him in any terrible situation... Even when the cat lost his leg..

And, in secret... Pete liked listening to Donald.

Listen to his voice, hear his words.. It wasn't just pleasant. It was fucking amazing.

Pete liked to look at Donald. And he likes to look at Donald.

— Pete? — Just like now. — How do I look?

Pete broke away from his thoughts, stopped staring at one point, and looked at Donald.

Donald was standing in front of the mirror, getting into some poses, examining his naked reflection, and trying to figure out if this bra was suitable for him.

A pale orange bra with white stripes and a bow between her breasts was sitting, Pete was ready to give his other leg, it was just fucking perfect on Donald. Especially the way the lace clung to the duck's feathers in the light of that damn old apartment (which they rent as a headquarters to receive orders for espionage missions without the risk of someone else reading them).

— Well? Why are you silent? — Donald wanted to turn to Pete, but he was stopped by two big hands on his shoulders. And the answer to the question was a kiss on his neck.

— You're fucking gorgeous. — Pete whispered into the duck's feathers, licking the spot where he had previously left his kiss.

Pete likes, loves, adores looking at Donald. Listen and hear. Feel him.

He doesn't know if he ever loved him before or when it started.

He knew he loved Peg, but they got divorced. He knew that he loved Trudy, but they broke up.

But does Pete love Donald right now? Yes. More life.

But will this love last until the grave? Or will they break up again sometime and remain friends-enemies, as they were before?

Pete doesn't know and doesn't care.

Right now, the most important thing is that they sleep together, hugging each other. And knowing full well that tomorrow there will definitely be a new adventure, a new danger, and they will definitely be together.

How would the three caballeros react to realizing that they're all gay for each other? Will they be happy, have a gay panic, be gay disasters, or something else?

Is this a challenge? Because I'm going write it! >;3

It's pride month and I'm announcing the start of the daily gay ducks and gay caballeros!

I start:

(Ducktales 1987)

HDLW and Scrooge watch TV:

*on a screen gay parade*

HDLW: (゜゜)

Scrooge: What?

Webby: Are you okay with gays?

Scrooge: Of course I do. It would be strange to be a homosexual and a homophobe at the same time

HDL: Are you gay?!

Scrooge: Of course! Why do you think Duckworth is always with me?

Webby: Because he loves you!?

Scrooge: Well, a marriage without love is not a marriage at all

HDL: ARE YOU MARRIED?!

Duckworth: Your snacks *kisses on the cheek* sir~

Scrooge: *giggles*

Webby: So cute!

Beakly: *she puts food on the table and gently smiles at his granddaughter*

Dewey: Oh! Now it's clear why Uncle Donald is not shy about his boyfriends!

Scrooge: Of course. I taught him never to be afraid of his love

Scrooge: *loading...*

Scrooge: DOES HE HAVE BOYFRIENDS?! *angry gay dad mode on*

On my mind? It's just you.

Oh Donal, tell me, what's on your mind? Don't be shy. It's just me.

It's such a cute humanization style and design! I'm just awawawawawawawaw! I like your version of their nationalities!

Besides this, the fact that Skipper is trans makes me perceive the episode (the screenshot of which you provided in the last art) as Skipper deciding to go back to his dead name for some reason and makes me laugh as if the rest of the penguins were super awkwardly trying with function with it)

Ok soooo

Gave them a SLIGHT redesign (old one here)

All of them are transmascs your honor 🫡

Shen, flirting with Tai Lung in a singsong voice: Oh, Tai Lung, Tai Lung~

Shen: Tell me, tell me this terrible secret.. What does it feel like to have such magnificent beauty that destroys stars, kills worlds and conquers the hearts of the gods with one smile?~

Tai Lung: Well... I don't know...

Shen opens his beak, but Tai Lung interrupts him with a wide smile and a slightly teasing tone.

Tai Lung: I thought YOU knew, but apparently you don't have a mirror~

Shen stares blankly at Tai Lung with his beak open

Shen: *realization*

Shen, blushing deeply: Oh god, my love...

Tai Lung smiling: What?

Shen: I AM the one who has to flirt all the time!

Tai Lung: Why is this so? I think you're being very sweetly embarrassed too~

Shen: For Lords sake...

Tai Lung laughs and twirls around Shen while the peacock blushes violently and tries to hide the blush behind his wings

Phantom Blot: Your last word?

Mickey: *deep breath to say something cool*

Donald: I'M GAY.

Pete, peeking out from behind the Phantom Blot: Oh, shit! Me too!

Donald and Pete: *kissing*

Phantom Blot and Mickey: ...

Mickey: I hate this.

Phantom Blot: Bitch, I should say that.

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