In The Duck City

You who are tired of waiting for a new post:

I'm trying not to die from the inside, but still try to write a post and keep it in drafts

Pete: *Super cool passes through the security system of the McDuck mansion*

Phantom Blot: *evil laugh* Yes, Pete! Keep up the good work and I'll finally be able to get my hands on this damn artifact!

Pete: *stops right in front of the front door*

Phantom Blot: HAHAHA! Wait, what are you doing?

Pete: *takes out a bouquet from under his jacket*

Phantom Blot: Wait, no.

Pete: *sprays himself with perfume*

Phantom Blot: No, stop.

Pete: *licked his palm and smoothed his hair*

Phantom Blot: Pete, no.

Pete: *wipes his hand on his pants and puts mint in his mouth*

Phantom Blot: I'm serious, Pete.

Pete: *presses the doorbell*

Phantom Blot: Oh Gods, I beg you...

Donald opens the door: Hello?

Pete with a big smile and the most seductive smile he's capable of: *hands the bouquet to Donald* Hey~

Phantom Blot: PETE, YOU WET CAT, F-

All three adults are to blame for Selena's Spear.

Scrooge understood the risk that Della would find out about the spear and his relationship would deteriorate with Donald, but he did it anyway. Donald knew how tough it was not to know his own family, but he did it anyway. But Della didn't know that about the consequences and just hoped for the best.

I believe that Della had postpartum depression and she thought that after the children she would have no adventures and the pressure from Donald also played a role. Therefore, when she found out about the rocket, she grabbed onto it as the last thread of hope.

Scrooge and Della undermined Donald's trust (although they didn't want to) and Donald most likely scared them both by showing how far he was willing to go in his anger.

God, I want a fanfiction where the three of them spill out what was inside them and in the end ALL three of them say "I'm sorry" to each other

Scrooge: "I'm sorry, Donald, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Della, I should have listened to you"

Donald: "I'm sorry, Della, for pushing you, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, I shouldn't have gone so far as not to let the boys should know about their family,"

Della: "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, Donny. I needed to tell you how I felt and what was on my mind."

Card for February 14:

Donald: Okay, guys, today is Valentine's day, and me... *sigh* Sorry, I didn't know what to give you, and I feel very guilty, although it it, I'm very sorry, but I love you and that's why I decided to make a candlelit dinner. Sorry again that I couldn't buy you gifts.

*on table there is a red tablecloth, mixed food from Brazilian and Mexican cuisine, candles and red wine*

A touched Panchito holding a gift bag for Jose and Donald behind his back: Oh, Donald, that's so sweet of you, costo! We are not offended~

Jose, ready for cry and also holding gifts for Panchito and Donald behind his back: We love you very much too, nossa doce e branca felicidade.

And then dinner, Panchito and Jose gave their gifts, and Donald prepared another surprise for them in the bedroom ;)

reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

Я никогда не думала о ТайШэнях (честно говоря, косо на них смотрела), но сейчас чем больше я их вижу, тем больше мне они нравятся. У вас есть какие-нибудь хедканоны по ним?

✨️МОИ ХЕДКАНОНЫ ПО ТАЙШЕНЯМ✨️

Они социально неловкие, потому что это их первые отношения. У них в целом беды с социальным взаимодействием, потому что они привыкли к рамкам «руководитель и подчиненный». Здоровые и равноправные отношения, где нет четкого разделения на «ведущего» и «ведомого», для них в новинку.

В то же время сложно поверить, что для Шеня они первые, тому что он ведет себя довольно раскованно и развязно. Тай Лунг же напротив, довольно сдержанный. Вообще в их паре именно Шень самый эмоциональный (и нередко агрессивный). Он открыт в выражении своих чувств, в то время как Тай Лунгу нужно время, чтобы открыться.

Причина, по которой начались их отношения, - они оба травмированные дети с daddy issues, которые нашли утешение друг в друге. Тай Лунг и Шень чувствуют себя услышанными, понятыми и принятыми, когда говорят друг другу о прошлом.

Они - демиромантичные демисексуалы. Прежде, чем у них возникло романтическое и сексуальное влечение друг ко другу, им потребовалось МНОГО времени, чтобы довериться друг другу. Да, доверие - это сексуально.

Их отношения сложно назвать здоровыми, но они стремятся к этому.

У Тай Лунга ещё со времён ученичества есть вредная привычка считывать эмоции. Он постоянно переживает, что Шень может быть обижен, расстроен, зол из-за него. У Шеня тоже есть вредная привычка. Он постоянно спрашивает Тай Лунга: «А ты меня любишь?» Он страдает от проблем с доверием и внутренней неуверенности.

Язык любви Тай Лунга - прикосновения. Он любит, когда его гладят по голове и обнимают, и сам любит обнимать, тем самым выражая свою привязанность. В детстве он крайне нуждался в физическом выражении чувств, но Шифу с годами делал это все реже и реже, пока не сошло на нет, потому что отношения «ученик и учитель» подразумевали жёсткую субординацию. При этом Шень не очень тактильный, но ради любимого терпит, потому что понимает, как для него это важно. Язык любви Шеня - время. В детстве родители уделяли ему мало времени, поэтому этот показатель для него важен. Даже если времяпровождение заключается в совместном лежании и ничегонеделании, он дорожит каждой минутой.

Их любимое совместное занятие - душевные разговоры по ночам. Доверие - это сексуально [2].

Так как Шень выше Тай Лунга ростом, второй любит вставать на цыпочки, чтобы поцеловать первого.

✨️МОИ ПОШЛЫЕ ХЭДКАНОНЫ ПО ТАЙШЕНЯМ✨️

Первый раз случился по инициативе Шеня. Т.к. у павлинов вместо гениталий клоака, ему было любопытно попробовать проникающий секс.

Тай Лунг стонет тихо, это больше похоже на громкое дыхание.

Тай Лунг любит нежный, долгий и медленный секс, в то время как Шень любит, когда его берут грубо и страстно. Шень нередко просит, чтобы его кусали, царапали и пороли.

Aftercare - самая любимая часть процесса у Тай Лунга. У Шеня - прелюдия. Причем Шень подходит к ней творчески, как чансань (китайская гейша): песни, игра на музыкальных инструментах, поэзия, танцы и т.п.

Самая чувствительная часть тела у Шеня - ноги.

Любимая поза Шеня - «Наездница», потому что он любит проникающий секс, доминирование и смущенное лицо Тай Лунга, которого «объезжают».

Headcannons about @thebackupdetectives (or is @skullse-mi more correct?)

They will be about their daily life, work, childhood, etc.

I'll try to write Donald straight, but I don't promise anything, so I'm sorry

(I'm serious, even though I like Minnie and Mickey, Oswald and Ortensia and Goofy and Clarabel, I won't be able to love Donsy.

I repent and apologize.)

Okay, let's go!

Warning! Long post

Handwriting and art

Mickey has a wonderful imagination (especially as a child) and a beautiful handwriting. He was often praised for his drawings and writings

Goofy adds funny references to his work

Oswald draws beautifully, but his handwriting is terrible

Donald draws terribly (it takes him an hour or more to draw a circle without a compass). But he has a beautiful and understandable handwriting

Mickey and Goofy like to sit and talk about their drawings (this is a very cute and funny activity)

Donald and Oswald like to work as a couple, because they complement their shortcomings. Donald loves Oswald's unusual and terribly funny handwriting, and Oswald loves to draw on Donald's doodles. They do a great job with art projects

(They like black humor more to add it somewhere, and they have a pretty poor imagination)

Dances and music

Mickey loves to dance. His movements may be awkward and clumsy, but it still looks cute and he's having fun. His favorite music is classical and pop

Goofy prefers the usual silly moves that amuse him and others, but you'd better leave the dance floor, because the disco king is coming! His favorite music is disco and retro

Oswald doesn't like to dance. He would rather just stand, shake his head and stamp his foot, but not dance. His favorite music is house

Donald LOVES to dance. He knows how to dance a lot, starting with ballet and pair dancing (he taught them since childhood with his grandmother) and ending with samba and cha-cha-cha

Conflicts

Mickey tries to avoid conflicts

Goofy will not realize until the last that he has problems

At the beginning of the conflict, Oswald will strike as a warning

Donald has two fortunes : 1. tries to avoid conflict.; 2. "Donald! Why did you hit him?! He's bleeding now!" "Yes"

"Why did you become a detective?"

Mickey has dreamed of becoming a detective since childhood

Oswald knows that Mickey will run into trouble, so he went after him (or we can suggest that Oswald had a daughter, but that would be too sad)

Goofy wanted to find out what happened to his wife and Max's mother (she disappeared under mysterious circumstances)

Donald's twin sister died in a plane crash and her husband disappeared. He is sure that this is not an accident and intends to find out the truth about his sister

Wow, honestly, I thought the post would be longer, but I think it's even better

It may be updated

Thank you for your attention!

(^з^)-☆Chu!!

Portis: So, okay... First of all: Pete, you're fucking gay, I get it, love and all, but just so you know, this is DONALD DUCK, MOTHERFUCKER. Seriously, he deserves better than that... Well, you know. You.

Pete: Yeah, like I didn't know that.

Portis: Secondly...

Pete: ...

Portis: ...

Portis: These chocolates are crap. If you want to make him a really cool bouquet of chocolate, then you need normal products. Anyway, look...

In fact, I invented it myself, so there is nothing on this ship except my acc 😅

I have a lot of headcannons about them! For example, that they like to do origami on Sundays and love cooking, but in order not to get fat, they do sports, like jogging in the morning and the usual push-ups and squats in the evenings.

I may have invented this ship from scratch, but there's nothing I can do except just love these two!

Hey! I've seen your work with Pete a couple of times and I really liked it! (I mean, how can you not love this asshole?)

I wanted to ask you what you think about the DonPete ship? It's just that I've recently become very addicted to it..

Hi! Aaaaa thank you, so glad people enjoy my Pete stuff! ✨

Hmm, I gotta say I dont know much of this ship! I haven't seen any Donald x Pete stuff, so its quite a new concept for me🤔

As a thought the ship sounds intriguing! Id love to hear where this ship comes from, is there any media that sparks it? Or some headcanons for this ship? I could believe they have a funky situationship, they do banter a lot!

Halloween is coming soon! What if Pete told scary stories to Mickey and Goofy (and maybe someone else) and everyone would be scared, but Donald was calm as hell. And when would you ask him: "Donald, what the hell? You're usually the first one to jump out of the feathers!" Donald is like, "I was there. It won't work a second time"

And also the hard headcanon that Pete and Donald served together

Your drawing of Pete is so cute! I always smile when I see your posts in the recommendations! (≡^∇^≡)

May I ask: how do you see Donald and Pete's friendship? I just ship them, but I'm interested in the opinion of other Donald and Pete fans

HIIII THANKS!!! I see them as Pete making Donald mad knowingly, I see that Donald may be the one of the trio who's less excited to be Pete's friend and actually tries to avoid him but oh well gjslagk