Me *talking To Literally Anyone*: It’s Not That I Hate You, It’s Just That I Hate Everyone And You

@aquietfather are you ok pal

I was visiting a friend of mine, staying over for the weekend, and realized I’d forgotten my toothpaste spoon. I asked my friend if they had a spare toothpaste spoon I could borrow, but they had no idea what a toothpaste spoon was. I tried to explain it to them, but they still didn’t understand, as they just stuck their toothbrush right into the bucket. They offered to loan me a tea spoon, but tea spoons don’t hold toothpaste the right way and aren’t as effective. It turned out their cat had a spare toothpaste spoon and I borrowed it, but it smelled slightly of sardines and made the brushing experience awkward.

Code Words For "Gay" In Classic Films

He's a real Sunday gentleman, with tea-time manners.

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

would you like to see a photo of a featherless flamingo?

but like… are we sure?

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

i dislike you all. that was the worst sound ever to curse my ears. very…. moist

if there’s one thing that phil’s appearance in this video proved it’s that he really is awkward when following a script

Gay and Not Proud - Daniel Howell | YouTube Pride 2021

people on tumbr are a fucking trip omfg

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

I had to run to my school because I needed to give my homework to the principal before 4:45pm. When I was running back, my gym teacher appeared and asked me to meet her kids. Then my sister appeared and told me I was in trouble because I didn’t turn in my homework by 4:45.

wonderful summary of my entire personality

My aesthetic: making blueberry muffins while listening to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance

my gender is a mood that only the very wise can decode

Describe your gender with a picture you already have saved on your phone that has nothing to do with gender