THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

There are very few things in this life that I love more than the headcannon that Hannibal was the one who performed top surgery on Will and then just... kept his boobies,cooked them, and ate them

Megumi "cold hearted, mean, stoic" Fushiguro who has a box of random little things from his loved ones - the tickets from the movie he and Yuuji went to watch on their first date, the receipt from his first dinner with Nobara and Yuuji, the bracelet Inumaki gifted to him on his birthday, a little dog key chain (the first gift Gojo ever gave him). He would never admit this to anyone, but whenever ye feels sad, he just sits and looks at the contents of the box, reminding himself that there was something worth fighting for every day

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✨ Put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers

DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING LETS GO THOUGH

Brand New City by Mitski (absolutely everything by Mitski but GOD THIS ALBUM)

School's Out by Alice Cooper (grew up with Alice Cooper)

Judas by Lady Gaga (unironically I always hype myself up with Lady Gaga)

Jesus He Knows Me by Ghost

Layla by Derek and the Dominos

Regulus' love language is gift giving, but because he's scared of people actually seeing what a softie he is, he'll be all weird and mean about it. "Barty, you said you needed new headphones so I took you these JUST TO STOP YOUR COMPLAINING" "Pandora here's a bracelet that reminded me of you but just like because it was there and I wanted to spend my money on something not anything else"

The way I know my satosugu brainrot is bad bad is that I went to the pharmacy today and saw a black toothbrush next to a white toothbrush and got teary eyed because they reminded me of gojo and geto.

The reason why Lily,Remus, and Regulus never got to be a trio in cannon is because if they were, they would have stopped Voldy so quickly. These bitches would be such a power trio they would be absolutely unstoppable

I lowkey think Remus and Peter's friendship would be such a beautiful, unique dynamic. They're both more introverted and calmer than Sirius and James, and even though they undoubtedly have the time of their lives with the other two boys, it can get very draining for them at times. So sometimes they'll just sit with each other in their dorm while Sirius and James are out doing some dumb shit and they just make a puzzle or read their books side by side or they just fall asleep completely comfortable in each other's silence. Peter was very very good at drawing, especially sketching so one time during their 5th year in one of their hanging out alone sessions Remus asked him to teach him so they just had lessons like that all throughout the year. It was so weirdly fun for both of them. Sirius and James got sooo jealous when they saw that their two best friends were suddenly artistic but these bitches for the love of God couldn't sit their asses down long enough to learn how to draw.

Oikawa is the biggest passenger princess. This man never walks anywhere, but he also refuses to learn how to drive himself (and he doesn't want to admit it's because he's terrified). He ends up calling Iwaizumi to pick him up at the most random hours of the day, too. After practice, when is he exhausted and whiney? I waizumi drives him. He want to leave the club? Iwaizumi is the way to go. Needs a ride back from or to the airport? Iwaizumi not only drives him but wakes him up and is basically the reason Oikawa doesn't miss any for his flights. Wants to go visit his parents? He gives Iwaizumi a bat of his eyelashes, and the man is opening his car door with an eye roll

The Slytherin Skittles got really worried at some point by how much caffeine Regulus costumes regularly, so one day Dorcas secretly gave him a decaff coffee, and I kid you not Regulus almost died that day. He couldn't keep his eyes open,he didn't really understand what was going on around him,he didn't make any sarcastic remarks (which had th entirety of Hogwarts l even the teachers lowkey worried for him) and Evan swears he saw him falling asleep on top of the mirror while brushing his teeth.

James Potter had the most embarrassing musically phase. He did every trend conceivable with a lot of passion, too, and those videos are honestly Remu's favourite things in the world. He planned ahead (because he's a mastermind like that when it comes to embarrassing his friends) and downloaded every single musically James ever made before he deleted his account when he suddenly developed a sense of self presentation and embarassement. Whenever James pissies Remus or tries to argue with him about something Remus mutters a song James has made a musically too or says "Reggyyyy I have something so interesting ro show you" in the most annoying tone and James just caves.