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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

billy lenz (black christmas 1974) nsfw alphabet

requested: no

tw: smut

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he tries to clean you both off but he doesnt do much other than grab a rag and wipe off any cum

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

he likes his hands since he knows how useful they are

he likes your ass since it jiggles when you guys fuck

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

hes gross and perverted, cums anywhere on you and cums alot, if you edge him long enough it will get in your hair from how hard he cums

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

likes to watch you fuck yourself, just know youll get endless phone calls of him teasing you and being a bitch until the next time you fuck

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

he knows what to do, he just isnt sure how to do it

F= Favorite position

reverse cowgirl if youre on top

doggystyle if hes on top

(he likes to look at your ass alot)

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

hes kinda goofy when you have sex, he uses alot of pet names too

H= Hair (grooming habits)

he doesnt shave because 'its annoying to keep up with' (he knicked his balls once when he tried to shave and will never do it again)

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

hes rough and dirty when you fuck, he'll spit on you as well as choke and degrade you, hell throatfuck you and cum down your throat and on your face, he'll dig his nails into you wherever he can grab

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

he jacks off alot, yeah he has you but you cant always be at the sorority house and even if you are there, he likes to call you and tease you

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

choking, degrading, s&m, pet names, biting, spitting, dacryphyllia, praise, impact play, teasing, phone sex

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

anywhere as long as youre home alone

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

he loves to watch you go about your day, waiting for the perfect time to call you and get you hot and bothered, especially if its inconvienient for you

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

he'll try anything

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he likes recieving but he loves giving, he loves the way you taste and the way you squirm when you get close

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

hes fast and rough but he only lasts 2-3 rounds

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he loves quickies so much, he'll fuck you so many times throughout the day

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

he loves the risk of getting caught, especially if you're loud, he'll fuck you in your room and in the attic and on your desk

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

he can go for 2-3 rounds back to back and they last about 20 minutes each

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

he loves toys, he'll use them on you and he lets you use them on him

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

he doesnt like getting teased but he loves teasing you (hes a brat and secretly likes being teased but only a little bit)

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

hes loud, he makes noises and uses pet names for you (he still talks in third person though)

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

he'll let you peg him but you have to convince him to let you do that

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

6.5 inches fully hard and kinda skinny but really veiny

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

his sex drive is through the roof omg

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

he'll half ass aftercare and then fall asleep right after

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@dumbboywithinternet

THIS how close i'm trying to be with my man

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

WRITING FOR DBD I SEE 👀

UM UM UM may I request Charlotte Deshayes dating headcanons? Dw I don’t expect any nsfw of her! If not that’s totally fine! Thank you so so much if you do!

OMG YES I AM THANK YOU btw ive never written anything for charolette but im so excited that i finally got to!!! sorry if its short btw

charolette deshayes (dead by daylight) x reader sfw

tw: none

okay so since youre dating her it means that she trusts you around her brother so dont fuck that up ♡

shes really nice once you get to know her but until then shes honestly sarcastic as hell

she has a resting bitch face but honestly that just adds to her as a person

she isnt a huge fan of physical affection but she will hold your hand and kiss you occasionally and if you ask her really nicely once youre further into your relationship she'll cuddle you

when you go against her in a trial she'll be nice to you and let you escape through hatch since she cant bring herself to kill you even if she knows that you'll still be alive after the match

i miss wall anon

YPU DID THAT SO FAST IM- RABUDLY EATS IT

I am also coming out to reveal I am wall anon because you seem cool and know we cannot become better friends wiry me always on anon 🧍‍♂️

Aniwai ilysm pookie that fanfictipn rizz worked on me🤭/p (dms totally aren't like always open if you ever wanna chat hahah jk..unless?/hj)

i knew you were my wall anon bc youre always the first to like my posts when theyre requests <3 (i stalk my own notes religiously) im happy you like my writing and i have to feed wall anon something so i write fast asf lol and ofc i wanna be friends with you, you seem super fun tbh!! my dms are always open so ye!!