BAHAHAH AS SOON AS I SENT THAT REQ I SAW YOUR MISSING ME POST IM- BAHAAHHAAH I Truly Do Have Worlds Best

billy lenz (black christmas 1974) nsfw alphabet

requested: no

tw: smut

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he tries to clean you both off but he doesnt do much other than grab a rag and wipe off any cum

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

he likes his hands since he knows how useful they are

he likes your ass since it jiggles when you guys fuck

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

hes gross and perverted, cums anywhere on you and cums alot, if you edge him long enough it will get in your hair from how hard he cums

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

likes to watch you fuck yourself, just know youll get endless phone calls of him teasing you and being a bitch until the next time you fuck

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

he knows what to do, he just isnt sure how to do it

F= Favorite position

reverse cowgirl if youre on top

doggystyle if hes on top

(he likes to look at your ass alot)

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

hes kinda goofy when you have sex, he uses alot of pet names too

H= Hair (grooming habits)

he doesnt shave because 'its annoying to keep up with' (he knicked his balls once when he tried to shave and will never do it again)

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

hes rough and dirty when you fuck, he'll spit on you as well as choke and degrade you, hell throatfuck you and cum down your throat and on your face, he'll dig his nails into you wherever he can grab

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

he jacks off alot, yeah he has you but you cant always be at the sorority house and even if you are there, he likes to call you and tease you

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

choking, degrading, s&m, pet names, biting, spitting, dacryphyllia, praise, impact play, teasing, phone sex

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

anywhere as long as youre home alone

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

he loves to watch you go about your day, waiting for the perfect time to call you and get you hot and bothered, especially if its inconvienient for you

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

he'll try anything

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he likes recieving but he loves giving, he loves the way you taste and the way you squirm when you get close

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

hes fast and rough but he only lasts 2-3 rounds

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he loves quickies so much, he'll fuck you so many times throughout the day

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

he loves the risk of getting caught, especially if you're loud, he'll fuck you in your room and in the attic and on your desk

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

he can go for 2-3 rounds back to back and they last about 20 minutes each

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

he loves toys, he'll use them on you and he lets you use them on him

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

he doesnt like getting teased but he loves teasing you (hes a brat and secretly likes being teased but only a little bit)

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

hes loud, he makes noises and uses pet names for you (he still talks in third person though)

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

he'll let you peg him but you have to convince him to let you do that

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

6.5 inches fully hard and kinda skinny but really veiny

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

his sex drive is through the roof omg

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

he'll half ass aftercare and then fall asleep right after

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

Pookie I can't keep defending you like this (in ref to the last post) 😔- living in ur walls anon

HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT IM SCREAMING😭😭😭😭

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Wall anon here to say you're doing great and I'm proud of you even if you feel like you haven't done enough or somethin lately

youre literally the best ever omgg screaming crying /pos

@dumbboywithinternet

THIS how close i'm trying to be with my man

💯🙏💛🟨👍

currently eating this shit up ngl

Okay so someone requested a hc of Jack giving the reader a drink that had aphrodisiac added and the brainrot it's given me-

First off gonna say, Jack had brought this topic up before. At the time he'd presented it as a sortve 'what if' and didn't even mention such magical artifacts existed. So this is some where consent had been given and stuff because yes Jack's an ass but he's not that big a dick

So, with that in mind, the fact Jack had gotten a new magical item but wasn't immediate showing it to you or even saying what it was? Sure was suspicious of him

By that night at dinner the thought had escaped your mind and plus Jack had started the dinner by giving you your food and waited before starting to talk about the artifact

The food itself wasn't anything new or spicy, yet you felt yourself growing hot. Leaving you to take your coat off to try and cool yourself some what, no longer able to focus on Jack's words even

Focus only coming back when he thanked you for testing the aphrodisiac out for him, eyes shimmering with mischief and face adorned with a smirk

Oh. Oh this all made sense then as you looked to him and he burst out laughing to teasing about how the food must've just been bad that night

Unfortunately however he didn't say what the aphrodisiac had been put in so to try and cool off you drank more of your drink and stood up to do something

Granted decision making wasn't easy with how much need you felt building inside yourself, mind clouding with lust for the man infront of you

Taking another swig of your drink to try and think Jack then finally admitted that's what he'd put the substance in, and that the more you had the worse the effect

Oh that smirk on his face as he said this so sure of himself, you probably would've killed him if it wasn't for the drinks effect and one clear idea forming

Quiet you began to remove your clothes and approach him, much to his confusion, before finally pulling him into a kiss

Somehow Jack was shocked by this outcome, not expecting you to act like this, and so he paused before pulling you closer and trying to tease how needy you where acting

His words where cut off as your hands explored his body and quickly worked to release his half hard dick, barley prepping yourself either before getting him inside you. His groaned response all you needed

Using him for a leverage of sorts you quickly began to ride him at a brutal pace, obscene noises of satisfaction leaving your lips before you pulled Jack into another kiss

Your hands once again at work to begin somewhat stripping him as well, beginning to kiss down his neck

He tried to take some control of the situation but he could do little besides jut his hips to meet your own low whines and pleas to slow down even a little leaving his mouth along with moans of pleasure. Your hands pulling his hair only worsening these sounds

It didn't feel like anytime passed either before his overestimated whines greeted your ears and exhaustion starting to set in for you both as the heated want you felt started to slowly subside

Finally feeling the artifacts effects starting to wear off you slowly moved yourself off Jack to look at the sight you'd left him in

Sweat, cum, and the occasional tear seeming to ruin the suit he'd worn that day, even if it was half off him by now. His body flush besides the love bites you'd left on him

With dinner forgotten and both of you more tired then you'd care to admit Jack learned his lesson.

The artifact was the real thing and great to save for later

♡ asks ♡

 Do you have freckles? 

 Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? 

What was the last song you listened to? 

Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? 

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 

Do you prefer drawing or writing? 

What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with? 

What’s your favorite band/artist? 

When is your birthday? 

How tall are you? 

What color are your eyes? 

Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? 

Fears? 

What’s your favorite color? 

What’s your favorite season? 

Want any tattoos? What of? 

Want any piercings? Where? 

Who is the last person you texted? 

Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? 

What/who do you miss? 

How was your day today? 

How much sleep did you get last night? 

Do you believe in aliens? 

When was the last time you cried? Why? 

What’s your favorite decade? 

What are some seemingly childish things you like? 

What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? 

How are you, really? 

Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

What are you looking forward to in the near future? 

What are you looking forward to in the distant future? 

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? 

Do you sleep with your door open or closed? 

What’s your favorite flower? 

Do you currently have a squish? 

Do you like your middle name? 

Do you prefer dogs or cats? 

Do you have any phobias? 

Do you stay up late?

Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? 

What’s your favorite cartoon? 

Tag 5 of your favorite blogs

Do you have siblings? How many? 

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? 

Is there anyone you would die for? 

What do you need when you’re sad? 

Have you memorized your phone number? 

Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 

What does your last text say? 

Wild Card. Any question, ask away.