Shittalkingwiththesuriel - Shit Talking With The ✨Suriel✨

Just thinking about how when the bat boys were teenagers they were sneaking wine while Rhys’s mom was out of town and they spilled it on the couch and freaked out so hard they threw all of their magic into trying to get rid of the stain just to end up permanently preserving the wine stain on the couch

Step up is so Nesta and Cassian coded

Is it just me or does it feel like SJM is gearing up for a threesome in Acotar?

Like first we have Rhys subtly asking Feyre if she wants to do other guys in ACOFAS

And then in ACOSF Nesta not only thinks about having a threesome (with Cassian and Az) but then Cassian recalls how he, Rhys, and Az would all have sex in the same room…

Idk, just feels like SJM is trying to put the idea in our heads

Scenes from ACOTAR I wish I could read:

- Nesta’s POV as Feyre was being taken and how she went after her.

- Tamlin’s POV when he said Feyre’s hair was clean (He must have been panicking)

-Lucien’s POV when Tamlin attempted to compliment Feyre

- Literally any of the Staff’s POV from when Feyre was “sneakily” sneaking out of the castle

- Rhys’s POV from when he met Feyre for the first time

- Rhys’s POV of when Feyre took down the Wyrm

- Rhys’s POV from when Feyre died

- Rhys’s POV when finding out Feyre was his mate (from UTM all the way through seeing the IC for the first time in 50 yrs)

What was SJM thinking when she made Illyrians a race with BAT LIKE WINGS live in the freezing mountains of the night court???

Bats have a large surface area because of their membranous wings

They lose heat very fast and that’s why they thrive in warm climates

They would all be freezing or dead

I’m taking a tumblr break

See y’all after I finish House of Flame and Shadow

(I can’t risk spoilers )

( even if there is a warning I don’t trust myself enough not to read them 😭)

The best part about the bat boys being outrageously old is that I’ll never grow older than them. It’s not like they are 25 and I’ll eventually have to stop crushing on them cause I’ll be too old. No. I will be 70 and still be young to them. There would still be a chance… you know… if they weren’t fictional

I definitely think he can manipulate his shadow. He probably hides it during spy work

BIG THEORY!!!!! (Acotar and HOFAS spoilers)

So in the ACOTAR series truth teller is described as an obsidian hilted blade. And then in HOFAS when Azriel, Nesta, and Bryce are in the prison the Asteri tells Azriel he’s not using Truth teller to its full potential….

I have recently been researching scying and divination and one common form of it is looking into an obsidian mirror…..

what if truth teller can act as a scrying device???

It could potentially look into future? One other form of scrying we have seen in the series was when Elain tracked the suriel from across the lands. So maybe it could also track through space….

Wait.

What if truth teller can scry through space and time? Across all dimensions???