Me When My Fictional Husband Ends Up With Nobody And Is Sad And Unloved: 👿😣😡

When I get excited or really into a groove while reading sometimes the words jumble together on page. I always end up reading the description of Azriel’s hands as sacred instead of scarred. I think that’s fitting

No, cause now we have to petition SJM to make this canon

I definitely think he can manipulate his shadow. He probably hides it during spy work

My favorite thing is when the ACOTAR/TOG/CC men look at their mates for the first time and describe them as the most beautiful woman they’ve ever seen

Y’all….

I’m talking to this really cute guy and I happened to mention that I’m really in to ACOTAR and then he starts reading it???? So he can talk about it with me???? I’m cooked 💀

The Elriel vs. Gwynriel vs. (insert non canon/ non confirmed ship here) debate has my head SPINNING.

I am WEAK

and FORGETFUL

and I have not read the books in a little over a year.

I have trouble remembering major canon events! Let alone every side relationship in perfect detail!

So when I see pro ship quotes from the books taken out of context, I’m like “ yeah, that makes sense”

I’m switching alliances every five minutes 😭

She needs to keep him like this.

I like my men weird and melodramatic 🦇

azriel being a creepy fuck is in no way a problem to me lol.

like remember when he silently stalked around in shadow form watching unfolding events and chose to reveal himself by spreading his wings so wide they nearly touched both cavern walls or whatever (melodrama incarnate tbh)

i just...

it's not a problem in this house.

My fav ACOWAR scene is when Feyre absolutely DESTROYS Beron in front of the all the Highlords. Like he tried to fight back with fire and then she just wiped it out like it was nothing. If I was him I would have hurried my ass back to the Autumn court and resigned

I’m re watching The Batman with Robert Pattinson, and the opening monologue is so Azriel if he was a vigilante 👀

Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows.

No, cause one of my favorite parts from ACOTAR is when Feyre is UTM and she meets Amarantha for the first time and is like “she’s not as pretty as I thought she’d be”

One thing that I wish could be elaborated on is Feyre’s art style! I know it’s harder to describe cause we can only read how it would look instead of seeing it but I just want to know! Every time I read about her painting it drives me crazy!!!