Maddie: I Think We're Missing Something.

Maddie: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Simon, turning to Xavier: How tall are you?

Mr Martin giving the girl he burned to death with a copy of Fahrenheit 451 is kind of hilarious, like who knew he could be so cunty

IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-

Xavier: *confused stare*

Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!

Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*

Quinn: Chillax!

Rhonda: That's not a word.

Quinn: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

CRYING PLS I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC TO SEVERAL OF THESE IM EMBARRASSED

made a couple school spirits text posts, will make more later

see this is what I was thinking about too. and like did he not ever take a break to go to the bathroom or get food (bc he didn’t know his body had been snatched yet) and realize oh shit there’s a bunch of ppl here I don’t know 😭😭😭

SCHOOL SPIRITS 2X05 SPOILERS

umm how did they not find mr anderson in school for a WHOLE DAY?????? man was packing that box to holy hell and NO ONE NOTICED? didnt they search the school the night before???

I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️

when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier

[fully ignoring the fact that janet got bagged and kidnapped as I scuff my feet against the floor because I'm not yet mentally ready to theorize about whatever the Fuck is going on with that plot thread] man... simon is such a great character huh. he's kind of like a feral cat that's hanging on by a thread and I love him a lot.

Simon: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

charwall keychain sneakpeak…

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH