OMG SAE IM SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT U!!

Nicole: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Simon: I would slap Xavier for free.

Xavier, shocked: I'm your best friend!?

Simon: No, I just really want to slap you.

Xavier: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭

Tried using incorrect quotes with School Spirits characters

Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.

Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?

Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.

Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?

Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?

Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

how are we doing after the finale..

VERY EXCITED FOR SEASON 3 !!!!

Also I apologize for being late to this, life has been not so great lately so I’m very inactive rn unfortunately :(

S2E6 SPOILERS!!

hi hi everyone! here’s another meme drop for ya, please enjoy!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Simon: crushes are the worst

Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid

Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Simon:

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!

Quinn: What are you in the mood for?

Rhonda: World domination.

Quinn: That's a bit ambitious.

Rhonda: You are my world.

Quinn: Aww...

Rhonda:

Quinn:

Rhonda:

Quinn: OH.