The Fish Goober Called To Me.

*at a housewarden meeting*

Vil: Kalim, your being banished to your room until you stop suggesting such outlandish things!

Kalim: Oh come on! Why don't you send Idia to his room when he suggests outlandish things!?

Vil: Idia doesn't come out of his room. If we were really going to punish him we'd send him out to socialize with people.

Idia: *from the other side of his tablet* oh sevens no...

He's eyeing my food

I love how I've been referred to as 'the Felix person' but I'm alright. How you be hooman?

hey felix person how are you

Me when I get into a new fandom:

Me when consuming new media:

Riddle: Sebek, leave the portrait of Malleus in the dorm for this trip!

Sebek: *aggressively hugging the Malleus portrait in a crouched position* MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS

Riddle: *humming the song about the little crocodile*

Sebek: *pops out of bush* WHO SUMMONED ME!?

Riddle: WHAT-

I have a lot of twst headcannons lying around...THEY ARE NOW BEING SUBJECTED TO BEING WRITING PROMPTS.

If anyone has headcannons I can add to my ever growing list feel free to yeet them into the ask box. Im going to run out of headcannons eventually so any ideas are welcome :> (plus more writing material)

(psst, the first one will be posted sometime this afternoon :> )

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

*Mc back on their taking names too literal streak*

Mc:.......

Floyd: :>

Mc: your not a leech, your an eel

Floyd:....wut 0-0

Mc: your last name is leech, but your an eel not a leech

Floyd: and?

Mc: Why isn't your last name accurate >:[

Jade: Prefect I think it would be odd.if we were called 'Floyd Eel' and 'Jade Eel'

Mc: ...fair point fair point

*points towards Azul*

Mc: But can we at least call him Ink Ashengrotto so his name is somewhat accurate?

Floyd: PFFFFFT-

Azul: Excuse me...WHAT

Mc: you know, cause your black not blue

Azul: THERE ARE BETTER WORDS

Mc: I mean yeah but...your an octopus that is

black so I figured ink made sense

Azul: >:[

*Jade and Floyd dying of laughter*

To add on to this I feel like he's a combo of will try to actually fix it strategically first but absolutely will resort to button smashing or flat out hitting stuff and somehow will fix the thing much to everyone's surprise (especially if it's tech. Pidge never knows how he does it and it drives her up a wall cause it never works when she does it XD)

Keith’s idea of fixing broken tech is quite literally just hitting it and hoping that works.