So You Have Long Arms With Wheels, But How Long Is The Rest Of You? Are Your Arms In Proportion To Your

So you have long arms with wheels, but how long is the rest of you? Are your arms in proportion to your body?

* picks you up and tenderly carries you around with me, hugging you to my chest like a soft, fuzzy animal. * :)

You can try! But my arms are like 7'3" and have wheels at the ends

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1 year ago

I’m actually working on a corruption michael design (inspired by a bit with a friend involving jane prentiss and worm on a string) because jane and michael are really quite similar when you think about it. Im genuinely tempted to do a set of designs for him based on each fear now, seeing how each fear could overtake the same character is so fascinating. And this interpretation of the dark, going from the more traditional literal darkness and the unknown within it, to an intentional ignorance (whether intentional on your own part or another’s)… it seems obvious in retrospect but it never really crossed my mind, somehow!

Aaah! Lovely thoughts!!

If he hadn’t been sacrificed, I feel like Michael would have been more a victim and/or avatar of The Web.

I highly doubt Michael was stupid. To be honest, he strikes me as neurodivergent of the “if I just go with what they say, they won’t hate me” variety. He trusted gertrude to not… y’know. Kill him. I feel like that’s a pretty low level of trust, all things considered. He probably knew she was planning *something*, though he grossly underestimated the scale. Consider also that Gertrude was trying to intentionally deceive pretty much everyone so that she could go around obliterating Rituals and being a general pain in the ass to Jonah. It’s not a mark against someone to have been tricked by Gertrude. Hell, he was in an echo chamber designed to keep him ignorant!

Point is, Michael wasn’t stupid. He was scared. He was scared of being hated and left behind and not being enough for others. He was scared of failing people. He’d fall into anyone’s schemes, take any number of hits, whatever it would take to have people stick around and hopefully, maybe, protect him in return.

If it hadn’t been Gertrude and her assistants specifically, if it hadn’t been Fears and supernatural entities and attempts to end the world, he would have been manipulated, rather than lied-to-and-manipulated. He could break the Great Twisting because he *had* been lied to, not because it was the core of his fear. (Ignore for now that the Twisting wouldn’t have worked anyway, if 160 is to be believed.)

And every fear has a bit of manipulation in it, Gerry’s colour analogy rant and all. But The Web relishes in manipulation, in telling you true things that will lead you to the wrong conclusions to do what it wants. Michael was told he could stop a great evil. True! Sort of!

Anyways, Web!Michael when


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9 months ago

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

2 years ago
AI generated image.

The AI attempted to produce an image fitting the description:

green helium text on black background. Text: $3.75

The AI also tried to include legible text in the image. The text it tried to write was:

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helium isomer energy
"Grasshopper" - $3.75

gonna start asking people for bitcoin donations


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2 years ago

Could you add some of your favourite excerpts from the “meaningless nonsense” that follows?

Tip for 17776 readers: the second half of the comic is a fairly popular text post, and the original was much much more of a downer

11 months ago

So an archive contains stories right. But it doesn’t necessarily destroy other copies. So

Idk where i was going with this actually. Something something tapes something paper copies? I know it was inspired by a drawing of jon eating tapes.

Also what would happen if you typed a statement into a google doc or something with automatic non-local saving. Would it just explode


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2 years ago

These are fun, will definitely be using for my own evil ends

got bored and made color pallets

Got Bored And Made Color Pallets

idk of these are any good but feel free to use em


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1 year ago
What Do You MEAN You Don't Write To Your Mom About Your Murders What Kind Of Shit Murderer Are You
What Do You MEAN You Don't Write To Your Mom About Your Murders What Kind Of Shit Murderer Are You
What Do You MEAN You Don't Write To Your Mom About Your Murders What Kind Of Shit Murderer Are You

What do you MEAN you don't write to your mom about your murders what kind of shit murderer are you

1 month ago

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2 years ago

Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates rhombus man, they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man

What if there was a war between triangles and rhombuses who would win (they are allowed to use guns btw)

There is an infinite supply of triangles and infinite demand for rhombi and we can't stop them from taking as many guns as they want.


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1 year ago

Has tumblr been randomly crashing within 5 minutes of closing the app for anyone else? It’s getting annoying, it keeps dying right as i follow a notification to read a post (closing the notification) or while im scrolling through long threads of images (sending the post into the abyss forever… still mad about the tma comic i can never finish reading)


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