To Be Honest There Has Never Been A Fictional Character I’ve Actually Wanted To Date. Like. I Want

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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3 months ago

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES


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2 months ago
Haven't Rewatched Detentionaire Yet (

Haven't rewatched Detentionaire yet (<- point and laugh at the procrastinator), but I am attempting to write a fanfic (it might never see the light of day) because there is a really half baked plot cooking in my brain, and I wanna see if this goes well or if the oven explodes


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11 months ago
Sorry I Can't Stop Thinking About This. It's Finally Our Month Honey

sorry i can't stop thinking about this. it's finally our month honey


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1 year ago

honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

1 year ago

Asking for a friend: how do you explain to your friends that you're dating your current SO-not because you want anything serious-but because they look like an irl version of your favorite anime character and you've been secretly using them for reference for your semi popular fandom blog. and that's actually how you finally started talking to them because they caught you staring at them one time, saw your art, said they liked it and ended up asking you out a week later. Now you've been together for two weeks and it feels weird to try to break up with them because they haven't done anything wrong and your friends think it's weird that you're suddenly dating when you've always told them you've never been interested in relationships

Asking For A Friend: How Do You Explain To Your Friends That You're Dating Your Current SO-not Because
1 year ago

at this stage i think its good to say, and i direct this to all of the trans women on this site:

you are loved. you are appreciated. your presence is valued.

ppl can do all they can to invalidate you, to drag you through the grime and do their best to make you nothing. and they can fucking try.

but it won't change the fact that we care about you. i care about you. and i appreciate you taking the effort to stick around in this world, especially as things turn awful.

big ass hugs for you girls.

we're still here 💙

1 year ago
Bittern At The Grocery Store
Bittern At The Grocery Store
Bittern At The Grocery Store

Bittern at the grocery store

11 months ago

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3 months ago
PANEL 1
Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender.

JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day.

AL: And how!

PANEL 2
JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball?

AL: Whiskey? The real deal?

JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer!


PANEL 3A
AL: Very well. Make it a double.

PANEL 3B
INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me…

PANEL 4A
INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir?
PANEL 4B
Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu.

PANEL 5
AL: Sandwiches.

INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches?

AL: That’s right. I’m hungry.

PANEL 6A
JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right?
PANEL 6B
Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression.
JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can-

AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep.

Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains.

PANEL 9
AL: …I think this will hold me until supper.

With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud.

PANEL 11
JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion!
Why’d you do it, Al?

Don’t leave me. Not like this!

PANEL 12
INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem.

PANEL 13
INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct.

INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this.


PANEL 14
Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

2 months ago
Something's Gotten Into My Game Of Hades. Now They're Trying To Give Me Cards.
Something's Gotten Into My Game Of Hades. Now They're Trying To Give Me Cards.
Something's Gotten Into My Game Of Hades. Now They're Trying To Give Me Cards.
Something's Gotten Into My Game Of Hades. Now They're Trying To Give Me Cards.

Something's gotten into my game of Hades. Now they're trying to give me cards.


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