Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.
So i saw this headcanon post floating around about how Cicero would handle the Listener being sick, and today I figured “okay, buuut… what if Cicero was sick instead?” :0
Since he was likely horrendously malnourished during and after his time in Cheydinhal, and because he’s moving to a new province full of different strains of illness, Cicero gets sick. A lot.
He hides it as best he can as he continues to do the Keeper boogaloo unbeknownst to his family, often to the point where he overworks himself and everyone is freaking out because he’s passed out on the floor again
Tries really hard to make it seem like he’s fine, especially when the Listener isn’t around at the time, because he doesn’t want to feel like a burden to anyone
meanwhile he’s somehow paler than he already is and his skin is literally on fire
Sore throats are almost a guarantee because of how much he talks, and he hates whenever he gets them
There have definitely been times where he’s worked his voice so raw to the point where he just physically can’t speak, and it’s torturous for him. How can he jest in a timely manner if he has to write down his jokes?!
Him being cared for is absolutely torturous for him, too
He’s used to being the one doing all the caring, and having it the other way around really throws him for a loop
Lowkey feels like he doesn’t deserve the care, honestly
He gets oddly shy asking for stuff, even if the person he asked was the one who offered in the first place, especially if it’s someone other than his Listener
He just feels like he’s on thin ice with most, if not all of the family for how he’s acted in the past, and being in such a vulnerable state where he kinda HAS to ask makes him really uncomfortable
He swears, though, if he has to drink another one of Babette’s disgusting potions that’ll supposedly make him feel better, he will scream
Just tiny ol Cicero all bundled up in a cocoon of blankets, holdin a bowl of soup
He tends to eat very little when he’s sick
He’s very antsy about getting back to work and usually insists he’s fine and can get back to what he’s doing, but if he’s severely ill and he knows? He generally won’t push it. But he has to be like… actually bedridden for him to get to that point.
If you thought he was cold before… buddy, buddy ol pal,,, this bitch freezin
it is the one thing he will complain about consistently when he’s sick
you could probably throw him in the fire place and he would still be cold
Both loves and hates taking baths when he’s sick - loves it because guaranteed quality warm and temporarily unstuffed nose. Hates it because he knows he’s eventually going to have to get out at some point, and it’s gonna be Cold. Very Fucking Cold.
Definitely doesn’t sleep well at all when he’s sick
Like even shittier than he already does, unless he gets something from Babette to put him to sleep
just a very restless boi
ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.
Au idea where drax has a total morality shift and decides to actually help raise the turtles with splinter (listen, i have no clue how this would happen/ work, i just wanted an excuse to draw them as a family))
Sinners by Lauren Aquilina is what The Captain deserved.
Assigning (some) BBC Ghosts characters songs with no explanation (Based on my playlist), to feed my hyperfixation.
Captain: War of Hearts-Ruelle, Little Miss Perfect-Taylor Louderman, Let me Down Slowly-Alec Benjamin
Allison: Vampire-Olivia Rodrigo
Fanny: Labour- Paris Paloma, Nymphology-Melanie Martinez, Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds
Thomas: Average-Sushi Soucy, The Knife in my Back-Alec Benjamin, Cry Baby-Melanie Martinez, The Lakes-Taylor Swift
Kitty: Candy-Robbie Williams, The Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds
danny: please peer pressure me into finishing my projects
stiles: do it or you’re straight
danny: i said peer pressure not THREATEN
Jake: What do you have to lose?
Marc: My patience.
Jake: You still have those? I'll have to try harder.
Kira: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Void!Stiles: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
derek: what is wrong with you?
stiles: loaded question. elaborate.
Sam: (drunk) hey! You’re my favourite bitch
Gabriel: I… didn’t realize I was your bitch. Or that you had other bitches
Sam: your other personalities are also my bitches, but this one’s my favourite.
Gabriel: awwww…I think?