I Just Wanna Rant A Bit About One Of Charlie's Mamabird AU Kids, His Name Is Skull, He Has Bone White

Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.

C: *is coocking*

N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)

C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*

N: *realisation*

N: oh my god i am so sorry

C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*

N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)

C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball

N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do

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C: *swears*

N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-

C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!

N: oh

*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*

Incorrect heartstopper quotes

Transphobe: gender is whats in your pants

Charlie: then whats my gender? A pink sparkly ✨️dildo✨️?

*tv static noises*

David: gay guys are stupid

Charlie: y'know with how much time you spend thinking about gay guys im starting to think you're really stupid

*tv static noises*

Nick: mom im walking the dog

Sarah: no you're not bitch, the dog's walking you

*tv static noises*

Tao: trans girls are wierd sometimes

Elle: babe im topping you tonight

Tao: NO YOU'RE NOT-

*tv static noises*

Thats it for now, love you, bye!! ♡

Charlie is a taco

He falls apart cpnstently but we still love him

Nick is a bean

He has anxiety, the separation kind

Yes

They have their own taste

Went on a walk, the mushroom is still here

You are in a café with me, what tea do you order?

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger? 2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again? 3. Rooibos: What is one of you favourite books? 4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one. 5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one. 6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited? 7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next? 8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak? 9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one? 10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with? 11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why? 12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why? 13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use? 14. Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? 15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with? 16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear? 17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch? 18. Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others? 19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake? 20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema? 21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile. 22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one? 23. Butter tea: Show / Tell me about one thing i your room you find awesome. 24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? 25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word? 26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something? 27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza? 28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next? 29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space? 30. Matcha: Bonus question of you choice! I might answer…

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Im not kidding in the tags btw @stychu-stych i WILL write dialog for you if need be

HAPPY NEW YEAR🎉🎊 HERE'S YOUR CAT IN PAIN

I got a lot of asks about Narinder's resurrection. At first I planned to do only one page, maybe two, and put the rest in the description. But as I said a few times, I'm not good at writing, I feel much more comfortable in making comics. And there'll be more parts for sure, because I couldn't sleep one night so I was thinking and planning the rest of the plot

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT because it took me some time FVFHNDFB

Yes👏 he👏 WILL BITCH!

Anyways, ✨️sparkles✨️

He is the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, he can make it possible...

My headcanon is that Nathens family is very complicated

Not for any bad reasons

Its just really mixed

So with that being said heres why:

First up, he's got 2 dads and a mom -

His bio dad, Yuval, who his mother had him amd his oldest sister, Tillie, with before divorcing him. He writes children's books and now lives with his girlfriend Amilia and her son Allie. Nathen, Tilly and their adopted brother see him as an uncle because he was never really a dad to them. He's 54

His bio mom, Hilla, who works as a docter, she's 53 and she's jewish which ties into my prior post about how i hc Nathan as jewish.

And his step-dad, Marc, who is a secretery at a law firm, he's 51. Him and Hilla adopted a son together.

Then theres his siblings -

Tillie, the eldest is 35 years old and works at a cranberry farm. She lives near the countryside with her girlfriend, Jolene (36, a vet), he boyfriend, Peter (34, an elementary teacher), and Jolene's twin kids, Jimmy and Jemma who are both 7

Tatsou, he's japanese and the adoptive older brother to Nathan, he's 29 and has a degree in plantology and medicine. During college he worked as a tattoo artist and he was actually the one who gave Nathan his first tattoo at 18, its on his right shoulder blade, a feather with the initials of all his family members and his childhood dog, owen, who passed the week before at 15. After that he worked as a chiropractor/massues before he moved to an island that i made up for my heartstopper AU that also applies to the AU that this exists in, Zoria, which is (according to my AU) a half hour ferry ride from the nearst british shore, the entire island is a nature reserve and educational resort that uses the help of locals to teach history and preserve nature, Tatsou's job is simple, he takes care of the greenhouse and teaches tour groups about native plants and extinc native plants. This was how he met Juwon, his fience, an african american man who specializes in aquatics and marine biology who is one of the many guides for the tour groups. (They were both inspired by tatsuo and juwon from dolightful's youtube channel, i just cant not cross the fandoms and make up backstories for them, i love them too much!!)

Then theres the grandparents:

Nona, a 70ish yearold korean woman, adopted Nathan's mom when she was 2, she raised her as a single mother for 10 years before dating and marrying an italian man named Gustavo, who is currently in his mid 70's. They both worked as teachers which what inspired Nathen to become one

And lastly there is the traditions:

• if any family member is sick the others, apon being notified, must send them ingridients for nona's soup in express shipping and the sick person must send them a photo of the finished soup to show that they are okay

• a tattoo is family bonding, if Tillie, Tatsuo or Nathen want to get a tattoo both their siblings will come with, this isnt optional

• once every 2 months they all come over to Hilla and Marc's house to watch a move and eat a massive bowl of boba pearls, fruits, honey and milk mixed together (i forgot what its called) and then watch movies in pijamas

• every morning you have to send the color of your shirt in the family group chat and if another person is wearing the same color shirt as you you have to facetime them, no exceptions

Thats it for now, i just really wanted to write all of this before i forgot

That last part 🥲😂

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