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"every day itsa gettingcloser

goingfaster than a roller coaster"

the roller-coaster in question

Crowley asking questions

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a rare Netflix W

Troy Quane, co-director of Nimona the only man I've ever trusted

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minecraft

probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going

have you tried to use youtube without an adblocker recently? i guarantee you’ll be leaving bombs and spraying question marks around the city like the riddler

the nurse during top surgery be like

nivek ogre side wound sunday

Afrikaans has some great ones to!

"searching for a sausage in the doghouse." To look for a thing that you cannot really find

"get a baboon from behind the hill" talk about problems that haven’t happened yet and so possibly making them happen.

"Scratch a lion’s ball with a short stick" Being arrogant or to push ur luck

"Talk a dog out of a bush" To have a great conversation

"All jokes on a stick" All joking aside

"The jackal is marrying the wolf’s wife" Used when it’s raining and the sun shines at the same time

"Stick a spoon on the roof"a sign of someone dying

"The robe of the dead has no pockets" Your possessions mean nothing once you are dead

" walk two rows of tracks" Very drunk (and visibly stumbling around)

"Talk a hole in the head of someone" Persuade someone

"The bullet went through the church" Used when someone is madly in love. (mcr has to use this sometime)

Stage 1: using your native language's idioms in English out of habit/lack of knowledge

Stage 2: using English idioms as much as you can to prove that you're good at English

Stage 3: using your native language's idioms in English because they fuck actually

how can i be embarrassed about my music taste whennit is objectively the best?

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