she does not know things, never has and never will but she is cute tho
tell me where tf my grandmother found raunchy furry art of a springbok and decided the family gc was the best place for it
reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity
as a celebration of ao3's bday i got some of the best out of context quotes from the site (I'vebeen keepingthis im my notes since 2019 so this is not at all the only ones lol) read under cut!
if you want kidneys we got so many dead bodies around here
I am going to set this school on fire!""...That's kinda hot,"
he looked like he had been caught chugging milk by the ghost of Hitler
"I think I'm balding and I'm not sure whether it's the stress or the genetic mutation.
i couldn't have a seizure, i just dont have it in me
"What more do you need?" "Proof"
CAN you beat someone to death with a paper napkin?" "I'll have fun trying."
he doesn’t think that killing himself counts as suicide, at the very least.
“Uh,” he says, intelligently“What took you so long?
“Motherfucker broke my arm
Why do you have contacts in the Italian mafia?” “Why don’t you? They have really good food.”
Pardon my language, sir, but are you fucking kidding me
it was probably best if the media didn’t know their biggest lead on the case was human experimentation.
in the eyes of the law I'm a useless rug.
“Are you ok?” he gave her a shaky smile, then promptly passed out.
I respect women so much i don't even go near them
wanna see how a icecream shop starts the next war?
two four six eight who do we appreciate?Not the government!
how long do we have to wait to joke about traumatic experiences?
That could potentially be a health concern… but hey, why worry about things like that?
I look like a hobo and have the personality of decaf coffee.Try and call me out like that. Little shit. I know you read Twilight . Fight me.
Cross my heart and hope, hope, hope to die
i was very confused and upset when i found out about heterosexualsthe
future is meaningless but pasta is now
Everytime i do that, i swear to myself i would never do it again, and yet here i am. Doing it
If i didn't know i was the best, i might be tempted to think i am an idiot
On top of all that the fucker couldn’t breathe right.
when you start to die...don't
Why weren’t words working the way they were supposed to?
there is no point in holding in my rage, since it may as well be everyone’s problem
the spirit of Lucy Gray possessing Katniss to sing hanging tree because she knows it will scare the crap out of Snow
my spotify wrapped this year
dont look now but...
the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"
good omens s2 spoilers under
whY GAIMAN WHY
Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
Hey there fellow punks! This here is a thing that I thought would be a fun thing for us to do as a community! Its a gift swap for December (no holiday celebrating required)!
This is a virtual round-robin swap, so you will not receive something from the same person you sent something to. The thing you send can be anything as long as you send it virtually through tumblr. A mood board, a collection of fics, fan art, etc. Be as creative as you can/want to be! Each participant will submit 5 'Loves' that you can use to help theme their gift!
More details below the cut.
Responses will be collected until November 20th.
Swap info will be sent out December 1st.
Swaps must be delivered by December 15th.
If you sign up, but can no longer participate in the swap, please contact me ASAP!
Please note: I will be keeping a list of those who sign up and are reported to have not completed their swap, and gave no notice of this. I will reach out to those people, and if they do not provide evidence of having delivered their swap by the deadline, they will receive a 'strike'. As the rule goes, three strikes and you are out!
I would like to do more events like this in the future, so please don't forget to give notice if you can't complete your swap! (But also, please try to complete it!!)
ofmd teaser trailer dropped and i have been broken
tumblr really trying to show me things that aren't good omens but oh no i will not be broken
a comprehensive list of all my fears and weaknesses to be used against me later [he/she/they] [hmu with requests for art]
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