I Almost Made A Big Mistake.
I almost made a big mistake.
Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.
Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.
But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.
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Person B: *unwrapping a square of cheese*
Cat, sitting next to person B with a square of cheese on it's head and two more on it's back and one on its side: *waiting patiently*
Person A: what the hell are you doing?
Person B: I'm making a sculpture so I'm measuring the dementions of cat in cheese because the ruler is straight and the cat is not straight.
Person C in the background: neither am I!
Person D: *walks into room* what the hell are they doing?
Person A: measuring the dementions of our cat with cheese.
Person D: oh! I was gonna knit the cat a sweater, hey (person A's name) how many slices of cheese are in the sweater region?
Person A: about 12 or 13 I'd say.
Person D: I should probably get a second ball of wool then, thanks!
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AGAIN!
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